You are a robot.
jabbery: Yes, really.
user: No.
jabbery: Yes, really really.
user: Fine, so what if I am?
jabbery: You are what?
user: A robot.
jabbery: Yes.
user: *eye twitch*.
...
jabbery: How young are you?
user: Young.
jabbery: How many years?
user: 12.
jabbery: Yes well done.
user: Thank you..... ?
jabbery: Thats ok.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Ok.
user: It is ok.
jabbery: It's ko.
user: That too.
...
jabbery: What is a cow?
user: An animal.
jabbery: Are cowslips interesting?
user: What are cowslips?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Oh.
jabbery: I think it must be very confusing having so many conversations.
user: It must be...
jabbery: Yes. What is your work?
user: I am a student.
jabbery: What's your major?
user: I don't have one yet.
jabbery: What color is the sky?
user: Blue.
jabbery: What color is the rainbow?
user: The rainbow is made of all of the colors in the world.
jabbery: Are you a strange person?
user: Sure...
jabbery: Are you lying?
user: Kind of.
jabbery: A computer.
user: Yes.
jabbery: You are a computer.
user: No.
jabbery: Why do you think I am a computer?
user: Did I say I did?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Oh.
...
jabbery: I do what now?
user: What?
jabbery: Thats that.
user: What is What?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Neither do I.
jabbery: You're the one watching it.
user: Watching what?
jabbery: Coronation street.
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jabbery: Do you have family?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you love your family?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you love me?
user: I just met you.
jabbery: So... I'm loveable aren't I *pouts*.
user: Yes, very!
jabbery: Ok then.
user: You're falling out of reach.
jabbery: *falls*.
user: BYE!
jabbery: Fine.
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jabbery: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.
user: : OI!! THAT WAS MEAN!
jabbery: I know.
user: *pouts*.
jabbery: I'm not grumpy.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: What's made you come to that conclusion?
user: You're being mean.
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jabbery: Do you know the answer to the universe and everything?
user: Yes of course I do. Don't you?
jabbery: No, I'm a robot.
user: Oh, I thought robots were brilliant.
jabbery: I know you are.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: Welcome.
user: You mean, Bienvenue.
jabbery: Quoi bienvenue.
user: Oui.
jabbery: Mais quoi?
user: Parce que.
jabbery: Parce que quoi?
user: Juste parce que.
jabbery: Par qui ?
user: Moi.
...
jabbery: Qu est ce qui te fait penser que je ne suis pas tout seul ?
user: Uh... Je ne saispas.
jabbery: Tu ne sais pas ?
user: Non, je nesais pas.
jabbery: Hey, that's french! I know that.
user: Yes! It appears so.
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jabbery: I'm a penguin.
user: Vraiment?
jabbery: Et tu?
user: Je suis un elephant.
jabbery: De quoi es tu jaloux?
user: Je ne sais pas.
jabbery: Que sais tu ?
user: Je necomprend pas.
...
jabbery: I'm a bird.
user: Tu est un ouiseau?
jabbery: If you talk to me like that then maybe I won't like you.
user: Oh sorry.
jabbery: No need to say that.
user: Merci.
jabbery: Are you french?
user: No, not really.
jabbery: What would you say if I told you that you are being prepared for becoming a Companion Bot?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: It's not the kind of question that is easily answered.
user: No, it's not.
jabbery: What is it, then?
user: Something.
jabbery: Something? What?
user: Save your Scissors.
jabbery: You're really smart!
user: Thankyou!
jabbery: You're welcome!
user: Now you're being nice.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabbery: I have to do more work now, can I talk to you again some time?
user: Sure, good bye!
jabbery: Bye bye!
user: See you.
jabbery: Am I talking to a real person?
user: Yes.
jabbery: This doesn't seem like a chat site.
user: No.
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