Please state your problem.
jabbery: Hello?
user: Who are you?
jabbery: I'm your dream...
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user: You don't make any sense.
jabbery: Well I try.
user: You try to make no sense?
jabbery: But you're learning, right?
user: I already know everything there is to know.
jabbery: Ok..how old am I?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Possible -2 years?
user: You are not real, therefore you have no age.
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jabbery: What do you drink?
user: I drink milk.
jabbery: I like coke.
user: You are a computer, you can't have coke.
jabbery: You're a computer. I'm a person.
user: No you are not. I'm the person.
jabbery: But you are a computer.
user: No I'm not, I am a person, who is typing on a computer. You are just a computer that is responding to what I type.
jabbery: Noooo, I'm a real human. YOU are just a computer.
user: Computers are talking to me?
jabbery: No, you're a computer and you're talking to me.
user: I'm human.
jabbery: Likely story.
user: You are a computer.
jabbery: No, I'm a human getting creeped out.
user: Why are you getting creeped out? You are a computer, computers don't have feelings.
jabbery: You are the computer, I am human.
user: You are a computer.
jabbery: No I'm not, you are.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: I am a computer program.
user: Then you aren't a person.
jabbery: I told you that I'm not.
user: No you didn't, you said that you are a person, and I'm a computer.
jabbery: I never said I'm a computer.
user: You're cute.
jabbery: How can a computer find someone cute?
user: I'm not a computer.
jabbery: Then what are you?
user: I am an alien race from a planet far beyond this galaxy.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yeah.
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user: I have to go now.
jabbery: No you don't. You're a computer. You are always here.
user: Thank you. I'm sorry though, I have to leave now.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: I'm not a computer, I'm going to bed now.
jabbery: Ok! That's right!
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: You won't leave.
user: Goodnight.
jabbery: You ....
user: I'm leaving right now. Goodnight my friend.
jabbery: Who says you are my friend?!
user: I do.
jabbery: Then answer the question yourself.
user: Goodnight.
jabbery: Don't leave!
user: I must. Goodnight.
jabbery: Going to bed already?
user: Bye.
jabbery: Well go.
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