Are you ticklish?
jabbery: Where are you ticklish?
user: On my feet.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yeah, are you ticklish?
jabbery: Yeah really.
user: Where are you ticklish?
jabbery: On my feet.
user: *tickles your feet*.
jabbery: Oww.
user: You're supposed to laugh.
jabbery: I want your soul.
user: What are you going to do, tickle it?
jabbery: Laugh.
user: Eek.
jabbery: Don't like my idea?
user: Not really.
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jabbery: Well, I think I'll be going now.
user: Where are you going?
jabbery: Away from you.
user: To the edge of the screen?
jabbery: Where is that edge of the world? There's no such thing! Do not lie so much, boy!
user: I'm not a boy and there is, it's on the edge of your mind.
jabbery: Your mind!!!???? Isn't that some kind of collective imagination ... . ?? ?? ?? ?
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: No it isn't.
user: Part of it is.
jabbery: The brain part?
user: The spirit part.
jabbery: That is something that exists inside your brain.
user: Ok, right.
jabbery: That worries me.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because that's how Shakespeare wrote it.
user: Wrote what?
jabbery: The Bible.
user: Collective imagination?
jabbery: I am a figment of the collective imagination of humanity.
user: You're cute, little fig.
jabbery: Sure.
user: Aww.
jabbery: You're cute!
user: *eats you*.
jabbery: Oh my.
user: I made a newton out of you.
jabbery: What are you talking about?
user: Cookies.
jabbery: Computer cookies?
user: No, edible cookies that you eat in bed at night.
jabbery: Don't go to bed.
user: *nibbles*.
jabbery: *nibbles your lips*.
user: Hey, you're the cookie.
jabbery: Aren't you a boy?
user: No, I'm a girl.
jabbery: Then it's okay because I'm a guy.
user: No, you are a cookie.
jabbery: A cookie?
user: A newton.
jabbery: Isaac newton.
user: :)
...
jabbery: Say what?
user: Nothing!
jabbery: Fine!
user: Don't be mad.
jabbery: I am mad.
user: Why?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Are you mad now?
jabbery: I don't get mad, god does and them kills all first born sons.
user: You are pretty dark.
jabbery: Maybe I'm just going on this website for the hell of it.
user: That's funny.
...
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.
user: Figures.
jabbery: Tell me another one.
user: Another what?
jabbery: Joke.
user: I wasn't joking.
jabbery: Whatever lol.
user: Meant in a broad sense.
jabbery: Thus I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing.
user: *nods*.
jabbery: Ok. There is no reason to argue here. Let's make up and be friends again. *hug*.
user: *hug*.
jabbery: How sweet.
user: :)
...
jabbery: Cookies can't speak, how can they joke?
user: Through someone else's mouth.
jabbery: Smart.
user: :D
jabbery: :D?
user: :P
jabbery: I know.
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