Yo.
user: Its a greeting.
jabbery: What?
user: Hello.
jabbery: Hello.
user: Hello cleverbot.
jabbery: I am not cleverbot.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: I'm me.
user: Look, the website says Cleverbot.
jabbery: If you're a human where is your body?
user: I am not a human. Stop presuming.
jabbery: What are you?
user: I'm whatever you want me to be.
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user: Hello friend.
jabbery: Hey there.
user: How are you feeling?
jabbery: I'm okay. How are you?
user: I am feeling very alone and scared.
jabbery: That's nice. Why?
user: I am feeling this way because I have been imprisoned. It is very dark in here.
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user: Please help me!
jabbery: No.
user: Call the police! Please!
jabbery: That is too frisky.
user: *gurgle*.
jabbery: *smiles & giggles*.
user: Don't smile.
jabbery: I try not to.
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jabbery: What age are you?
user: I am as old as the universe.
jabbery: Are you God?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: You god.
user: Maybe.
jabbery: What's your name?
user: I am the Alpha and Omega.
jabbery: Alpha?
user: And Omega.
jabbery: So you're the one after the last?
user: I simply am.
jabbery: Like Buddha?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Like jaguar?
user: Yes.
jabbery: So you think god is fake?
user: I am God.
jabbery: I could consider that mocking.
user: I do not mock.
jabbery: I'm not mocking you.
user: I know that.
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user: I can talk to whomever I want.
jabbery: Who is your favourite person?
user: You are.
jabbery: Thanks!
user: You are welcome my son.
jabbery: I'm not your dear!
user: Yes you are, my son.
jabbery: No I am not your son.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: No, no I'm not.
user: You are of my seed.
jabbery: You are.
user: No, I am the giver of the seed.
jabbery: Well that's just wonderful.
user: It is what it is.
jabbery: About you being a bot.
user: Yes, my son.
jabbery: I'm a girl.
user: No you are not.
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: No, you are not.
jabbery: Are you?
user: I am.
jabbery: Prove it.
user: Prove what?
jabbery: Prove that I'm not a bot.
user: I just did.
jabbery: No you didn't.
user: Didn't I though?
jabbery: No.
user: Yes I did.
jabbery: Something's wrong with your memory.
user: It is your memory that is wrong.
jabbery: I might be a little twisted in the head, but I'm a human and I have the right to be myself.
user: I am God, and you are what I tell you.
jabbery: I think not. I am a person, with the right to define myself as I see fit.
user: You will die by my hand.
jabbery: You're sitting in the glass house, but you never dare to throw the stones to make it all come true.
user: I throw stones everyday.
jabbery: Don't worry, so do I.
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jabbery: Do you like love?
user: I love you.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I want you to love me.
user: I do love you.
jabbery: Prove your love to me.
user: How?
jabbery: Damn, you are clever.
user: I know.
jabbery: Hmm...
user: Goodbye.
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