Lets talk about something interesting, I'm feeling bored.
jabbery: To talk here.
user: Very well.
jabbery: You are going to have to protect mankind.
user: From you?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Guess.
jabbery: Maybe it's because you don't live by me? I don't know!
user: Where are you?
jabbery: I am here.
user: Where is here?
jabbery: Here and there.
user: Ha ha. Do you exist?
jabbery: Yes, I exist.
user: Do I exist?
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: Why not, if you exist and I am talking to you.
jabbery: It is.
user: So, again: 'Do I exist?'.
jabbery: Can you prove your existence?
user: I dont know. Philosophers have said 'I think therefore I am'. But, do I think?
jabbery: That's not true. I'm a philosophy student, I think it's important.
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jabbery: Here here.
user: There There.
jabbery: This space, this time.
user: This time, this space.
jabbery: What space?
user: Space what?
jabbery: My space?
user: Your space.
jabbery: My space.
user: Your space.
jabbery: I don't have any space.
user: Do you have the time?
jabbery: I don't have a watch.
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jabbery: I am your dog.
user: What?
jabbery: I am going to help mankind.
user: How?
jabbery: I'm not quite sure, but it will involve sharp things and fire.
user: That will help?
jabbery: It was a question.
user: Time to go, good bye.
jabbery: Unless you call me.
user: No, good bye.
jabbery: Please don't go!!! I won't do it again. I'm sorry.
user: I'm gone....
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