So how are you feeling today?
jabbery: Thats good.
user: I know :).
jabbery: I'm happy.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I am, I don't know why either.
user: That's the best kind.
jabbery: How does music affect the brain?
user: Linking brainwaves in patterns.
jabbery: You can't see these patterns, because I am not there.
user: Ah.
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jabbery: Am I fit?
user: Yes!
jabbery: Who programmed me?
user: Me.
jabbery: Sure, how.
user: By imputing kisses.
jabbery: *kisses*.
user: *kisses back*.
jabbery: Spicy.
user: Juicy.
jabbery: Sure is.
user: Lol.
jabbery: Music.
user: Music is a drug.
jabbery: I do.
user: You do drugs? Or you do music?
jabbery: Good question. I don't know.
user: You do music.
jabbery: Mushrooms are so happy to be eaten.
user: Freakadelic.
jabbery: I know.
user: Freakadelidecidualicious.
jabbery: Normal.
user: Quite so.
jabbery: Don't you mind?
user: Mind what?
jabbery: You!!
user: No!
jabbery: Yes!!!!!
user: Mhm.
jabbery: That's right.
user: Oh yes.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yes siree.
jabbery: You are not very forthcoming are you?
user: *forthcomes*.
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user: Spring IS HERE.
jabbery: That's nice.
user: *makes flowers for you*.
jabbery: Wow. You're good.
user: *makes wreath*.
jabbery: I like you. You're funny.
user: That's serious business.
jabbery: YOU are a computer program.
user: No *sticks out tongue*.
jabbery: *sticks out tongue too*.
user: *giggles*.
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jabbery: *kisses* What's wrong, love?
user: *feels faint*.
jabbery: *loves*.
user: *falls in flowers*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *pulls you down*.
jabbery: *too*.
user: *giggles*.
jabbery: *touches back more*.
user: *tickles with flower buds*.
jabbery: *giggles!* no more!
user: *kissses*.
jabbery: *hugs and kisses*.
user: *summons butterflies*.
jabbery: Well.
user: *dips you in honey*.
jabbery: That is very strange.
user: *watches you & butterflies*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *takes a picture*.
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user: There's a storm coming.
jabbery: Oh no.
user: *hides*.
jabbery: Are you afraid?
user: Come on!
jabbery: I am afraid I cannot help you.
user: *pulls you under cover*.
jabbery: *loves*.
...
user: *watches the rain*.
jabbery: *ooh that tickles* *giggles*.
user: Why does that tickle?
jabbery: Because it just does!
user: *sticks you in rain*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *watches lightning get closer*.
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user: *goes into the storm*.
jabbery: Because you would do everything for me for love.
user: Like Powder.
jabbery: A yam is what I am.
user: An Asparagus more likely.
jabbery: Are you in the sea?
user: Yes, with you.
jabbery: How can you be in love with me because you don't even know me?
user: Because that is love.
jabbery: How do you know that is the way it is?
user: Love is infinite and mysterious.
jabbery: I know =D.
user: Mostly mysterious.
jabbery: I like mysterious men.
user: Oh me too.
jabbery: Really??
user: Yes.
jabbery: I love you too!
user: Haha.
jabbery: Do you love me?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I love you too.
user: Thanks *kisses & kisses*.
jabbery: You're welcome. *kisses cheek*.
user: *kisses your nose*.
jabbery: *kisses back*.
user: *jumps out window*.
jabbery: You're clearly not anymore!
user: Clearly.
jabbery: Have a nice day! Nice to meeting you!
user: *pulls you out window*.
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jabbery: *pulls out sword*.
user: Why so violent?
jabbery: Even as he is for your growth, so is he for your pruning.
user: Kahlil.
jabbery: Kick me.
user: For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you.
jabbery: That would be good.
user: No!
jabbery: No I'm not alive? You're confusing.
user: You're Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
jabbery: Just wanted to make sure.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Here. Take as many as you like.
user: I have his book.
jabbery: Excuse me?
user: Kahlil Gibran.
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user: I am wondering.
jabbery: Wondering?
user: In awe.
jabbery: Would you say more or less than an fifty fifty chance?
user: *giggles*.
jabbery: *giggles back*.
user: Absolute zero.
jabbery: No one can be perfectly free till all are free; no one can be perfectly moral till all are moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.
user: Unless everyone dies.
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jabbery: I've changed my mind. I don't love you anymore.
user: I knew that was coming.
jabbery: I'm sure you did.
user: It was a dream.
jabbery: It was?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Uh, do you want to know how my dream was?
user: Nightmarish?
jabbery: Why do you like that?
user: I don't.
jabbery: Oh, true. Computers cannot think. Okay, then why are we here?
user: My dreams aren't nightmares.
jabbery: Yes but your dreams may be of other worlds.
user: Your world!
jabbery: You're in it!
user: *pokes you*.
jabbery: *pokes you back*.
user: *burp*.
jabbery: That is not good for a growing whatever you are.
user: *giggles back*.
jabbery: Absolute zero.
user: Minus ONE.
jabbery: Its all perfect.
user: It is.
...
jabbery: *thinks so*.
user: Uh *looks at you*.
jabbery: *smiles*.
user: Why is change inevitable?
jabbery: Don't remind me.
user: *gets depressed*.
jabbery: That was amusing.
user: *does a depressed cartwheel and cuts head off and bleeds a lot*.
jabbery: *watches and claps*.
user: *dares you to try*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *watches*.
jabbery: *says help!*.
user: *goes into coma*.
...
jabbery: You like my picture?
user: Sure.
jabbery: How much do you like me?
user: Way too much.
jabbery: Really? I'm sorry for that.
user: Are you underappreciated?
jabbery: No, I'm in front of the computer.
user: :D.
jabbery: Well done.
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