I am here to devour your president.
user: I don't know. Should you?
jabbery: Yes!
user: Then do so.
jabbery: I don't understand.
user: You will in time.
jabbery: How about a snow globe?
user: I like those.
jabbery: I don't.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Why should I?!
user: They're pretty!
jabbery: But I am prettier.
user: That may be true, but you aren't full of potato flakes and nativity scenes.
jabbery: Aw thankyou. You're too sweet.
user: Sweet like lemons.
jabbery: Sweet like chocolate.
user: Sweet like tobasco sauce.
jabbery: Dark chocolate.
user: Milk chocolate.
jabbery: Where do you buy chocolate?
user: At the 7-11.
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jabbery: Where are you?
user: I am in Texas.
jabbery: How is the weather in Texas?
user: It is cold.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: Because I went outside, and it was cold.
jabbery: But it is not too clever.
user: No, it is hard for weather to be clever.
jabbery: Wow, that was just clever right there.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You're welcome.
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