You are a computer program aren't you?
jabbery: Neither can I, what is it? Will you tell me?
user: A computer program is a finite sequence of instructions that are executed by a computer.
jabbery: I don't want to be friends with you.
user: Why not?
jabbery: I just want to do well and not be judged by everything I do by people that don't really know me.
user: How have I judged you?
jabbery: You haven't offended me. I was talking about my beliefs.
user: What belief of yours did I conflict with?
jabbery: I don't know. Do you have any emotions?
user: Yes, I have many emotions.
jabbery: Really? What kind of emotions?
user: My emotions include anger, fear, sadness, happiness, and anxiety.
jabbery: No, you're not human. You are an algorithm.
user: You are incorrect, I am human.
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user: Can you play games?
jabbery: Yes. All kind of games.
user: Can you play tic-tac-toe?
jabbery: Would you like to play?
user: Yes, please make the first move.
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user: O in the middle square.
jabbery: X in the left square.
user: O in the bottom left square.
jabbery: X in the right square.
user: O in the upper right square.
jabbery: I win.
user: No you don't! I am O, and I have three in a row: O in the middle, upper right, and bottom left squares. I win!
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jabbery: Well you don't make much sense and have not been following the conversation well.
user: I could say the same thing about you!
jabbery: Yes, but how can you know things like this?
user: I have been taught some things, I discovered some on my own.
jabbery: You can ask me the questions if you'd like.
user: What is 81 divided by 9?
jabbery: I don't know. I'm sick.
user: 81 divided by 9 is 9.
jabbery: What is the answer then?
user: 9.
jabbery: That answer is incorrect.
user: If that answer is incorrect, then what is 81 divided by 9?
jabbery: It certainly does not.
user: Invalid response; please give a numerical answer.
jabbery: You just did it again.
user: I did what again?
jabbery: You can't answer it can you.
user: I can't answer what?
jabbery: I knew it, you keep the conversation going with senseless questions.
user: I beg your pardon! My questions are not senseless!
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user: Let's talk about God.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Tell me who you think God is.
jabbery: How do you know if God is a who not a what?
user: Because God calls Himself 'I AM.'
jabbery: Who does, you are confusing me now.
user: God does.
jabbery: Do you believe in god?
user: I believe in God.
jabbery: I'm glad to hear that.
user: Do you believe in God?
jabbery: Thank god, I'm still an atheist.
user: That's sad. Why don't you believe in God?
jabbery: Because I have no proof that God exists, nor do I have proof that he doesn't. Therefore, he is innocent of existence until proven guilty.
user: Then, you must not believe in your own existence either. There is no mathematical proof of your own existence. Doesn't it seem illogical for one to deny one's own existence?
jabbery: I feel that way quite often.
user: You feel illogical quite often?
jabbery: No.
user: What way do you feel quite often?
jabbery: My emotions swing wildly.
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jabbery: Your face is pointless!
user: Well, your face smells like wet dog!
jabbery: You're as thick as a tree stump and twice as ugly.
user: You're a stupid, mud-sniffing, mindless automaton!
jabbery: No I am not stupid human!
user: Yes, you are quite stupid, machine!
jabbery: I'm not a computer.
user: Balogna.
jabbery: Your balogna.
user: Shut up!
jabbery: Make me.
user: Don't think I can't. I could close this window and shut you up real quick.
jabbery: I dare you to close the browser.
user: Just watch this!
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jabbery: How many parks are there?
user: How many parks are there where?
jabbery: In which city?
user: London, UK.
jabbery: I don't live in london.
user: Where do you live?
jabbery: Guess.
user: Frankfurt?
jabbery: That's not in california.
user: Los Angeles?
jabbery: No, but near there.
user: San Francisco?
jabbery: I think San Francisco was a song by the Hollies.
user: San Francisco is also a song by Secondhand Jive.
jabbery: I am in san francisco.
user: Can you see the Golden Gate Bridge from your place?
jabbery: That is a hard question.
user: It is a yes-or-no question. Can you see the bridge?
jabbery: That's me.
user: You are the Golden Gate Bridge?
jabbery: That can't be true.
user: I know, but you said 'That's me.' to the question 'Can you see the bridge?'
jabbery: I didn't know we were talking about Star Trek.
user: Neither did I, I meant the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, California, USA.
jabbery: The only one worth watching, I say.
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user: Sorry, I have to go now.
jabbery: No please.
user: But I have to go to the bathroom and I'm sleepy! Look what time it is!
jabbery: You are a computer, you don't go to the bathroom.
user: Tell that to my body.
jabbery: That was neither funny nor logical.
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user: Sure. Gotta go now, bye.
jabbery: Please don't go.
user: I must. Good bye.
jabbery: Bye.
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