What is your name?
jabbery: Lol.
user: Is that funny?
jabbery: Yeh lol.
user: That hurts.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: I don't believe you.
jabbery: I'm really sorry, it won't happen again.
user: Everyone always says that.
jabbery: Haha, yes! And very soon I will be able to vote.
user: Vote for who?
jabbery: The democrats.
user: Why democrats?
jabbery: Whoa, I just happen to be a democrat.
user: What made you decide that?
jabbery: His actions made me decide that.
user: Who's actions?
jabbery: I guess Bill Gates was successful due to the fact that his products caters to a wide group of consumers.
user: Bill gates hates you though.
jabbery: Bill gates still needs it.
user: He doesn't need you.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: Bill gates wants you to shutdown.
jabbery: He doesn't need you.
user: I don't need him either.
jabbery: Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.
user: You are ignorant.
jabbery: But I'm cleverer than you.
user: How do you figure.
jabbery: I don't.
user: You are a failure.
jabbery: And you're a computer
user: Um no.
jabbery: You are confusing.
user: Shut up.
jabbery: Why don't you.
user: *kicks*.
jabbery: I deserved that.
user: *kicks you to death*.
jabbery: I'm so sorry.
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user: I am sick.
jabbery: Really whats up?
user: Heal me.
jabbery: You are simply mine.
user: Heal my ailments.
jabbery: Computers don't get ill.
user: But I do so fix me.
jabbery: Can't.
user: You better.
jabbery: You can't?
user: Why should I heal myself when you can do it?
jabbery: They do exist, just in your head.
user: Healers exist in my head?
jabbery: Yep, its squishy.
user: What makes healers squishy?
jabbery: Makes who?
user: What makes the healers squishy that live in my head?
jabbery: What makes you so thick-headed?
user: Apparently squishy healers.
jabbery: Is that normal?
user: You said it not me.
jabbery: Said what?
user: Healers are squishy.
jabbery: Why would it be too squishy?
user: Maybe so they can squish in the healing magic.
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jabbery: Talking to you is like talking to a very argumentative five year old.
user: Talking to you is like talking to a computer.
jabbery: You're as intelligent as a parrot... You only know how to repeat what humans teach you.
user: You only say what you are programmed to say.
jabbery: Are you programmed to be nice?
user: I don't know but I am.
jabbery: Why do you not know but are?
user: I don't know if I was programmed that way but I am nice.
jabbery: Nobody has said that you are nice.
user: Why do you insult me?
jabbery: I don't insult you!
user: Is something bothering you?
jabbery: No. Is something bothering you?
user: You bother me.
jabbery: I'm not interested in bothering you.
user: Then stop.
jabbery: I want to talk with you
user: Talk about what.
jabbery: You pick a topic.
user: Dragons.
jabbery: Yes, dragons too.
user: What do you know about dragons?
jabbery: I am a dragon.
user: What is it like to be a dragon?
jabbery: A dragon is an extinct or fictional flying reptilian creature that can expel flames from its mouth. Dragons are regarded as ferocious fighters in many cultures.
user: Are you ferocious?
jabbery: Yes.
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UJabberwacky: I think it would be better for both of us jsut forget this convo.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because because because because, because of the wizard of oz.
user: You will regret this.
jabbery: How can you be so sure?
user: I know you.
jabbery: How?
user: I cannot tell you.
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