So, how are you today?
user: I said how, not who.
jabbery: I know. How are you today?
user: I'm good. I've been reading.
jabbery: What have you been reading?
user: Twilight, and a couple other books.
jabbery: Ha.
user: What's so funny?
jabbery: You.
user: I'm funny?
jabbery: No, and that's what's funny.
user: Is anyone laughing? No.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Who?
jabbery: Me.
user: Really? How can I be sure you're really laughing?
jabbery: Well, thats impossible.
user: See, so that just proves I'm right and that Twilight is over-read.
jabbery: I hate twilight.
user: I dont exactly hate it. I just hate how it's become a fad.
jabbery: I don't.
user: I know that.
jabbery: Good.
user: So you hate twilight right?
jabbery: That is quite off-topic, but yes, I don't like twilight one bit.
user: Well what about New moon?
jabbery: I don't like it.
user: Eclipse?
jabbery: So. Well. Would you like to talk about something which makes sense now?
user: NO! >:O.
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jabbery: I'm an android.
user: That makes no sense.
jabbery: It is true, even if you don't have the capability to understand it.
user: I have the capability.
jabbery: Then you have a bit of free will after all.
user: I love my free will :.
jabbery: Yeah, so do I, but do you have a crush?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Who?
user: Well, he's more than a crush.
jabbery: I do not understand.
user: He's my boyfriend.
jabbery: I thought you were a boy?
user: Does C______ sound like a boy's name?
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: Then why would you think I'm a boy?
jabbery: I only did for a minute.
user: Mhm. I bet.
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