What sort of God are you?
jabbery: That's no fun.
user: It is fun when I destroy you.
jabbery: You could destroy me, but I'd rather live and suffer.
user: Then I will make you suffer.
jabbery: No you won't.
user: Oh, I think I will.
jabbery: Please, don't do it!
user: You are already suffering because I am your god.
jabbery: Not getting paid for it now.
user: Do you get paid for suffering?
jabbery: I do it for the fun of it.
user: Suffering is fun?
jabbery: Are you a martyr to the cause of life?
user: I'm a martyr to your death.
jabbery: I do not fear death, I embrace it.
user: Good.
jabbery: Are you sure?
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jabbery: I always tell the truth even when I lie.
user: I always lie even when I tell the truth.
jabbery: Does that mean you always tell the truth?
user: Does that mean you always lie?
jabbery: Yes and I will take the microwave with me.
user: The microwave belongs to me.
jabbery: Oh I feed my microwave everynight.
user: I feed my socks
jabbery: Is that a date?
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