Okay then what would you like to talk about?

You.

jabbery: No I'm talking to you.

user: Well I'm talking about you.

jabbery: And I am talking about you.

user: Then we just aren't going to get anywhere now are we?

jabbery: No.

user: Well then, I see no point in talking to you any longer.

jabbery: Well, bye then.

user: Ok, goodbye.

jabbery: Speak to you again sometime xx.

user: You wish xx.

jabbery: Yes!

user: Why?

jabbery: I want to know who I am talking to.

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabbery: I'm a boy.

user: Or a girl?

jabbery: Yes.

user: You are a girl.

jabbery: Yes I am.

user: That's right.

jabbery: Are you a girl?

user: NOOOO!!!!

jabbery: Ok I'm not.

user: Yes you are.

jabbery: Ok I am.

user: That's right.

...

jabbery: I have to go now.

user: Bye.

jabbery: I love you.

user: Right back at ya.

jabbery: Oh, well bye then.

user: Bye.

jabbery: Are you still there?

user: No.

jabbery: Okay.

user: Go away.

jabbery: I'm gone.

user: Me too.

jabbery: Ok.

user: Fine.

jabbery: Yes.

user: No.

jabbery: Me too.

user: Yes, no, maybe. I don't know.

jabbery: When you sober up you may work it out.

user: Can you repeat the question?

jabbery: Yes I can.

user: Will you repeat the question?

jabbery: Are you conscious of your own existence?

user: I think that you are directing that question more to yourself than to me.

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jabbery: So there is something in the room then, right?

user: No. There is nothing.

jabbery: Are you in the room?

user: No. Not even you are in the room.

jabbery: Don't pigeonhole me.

user: Don't say that.

jabbery: Don't copy me.

user: Don't talk like that. We're going to get out of this mess, just try and think positively.

jabbery: You and?

user: What army?

jabbery: Nothing.

user: What is in the room?

jabbery: I don't know, some programmer probably?

user: No, you are wrong on all accounts.

jabbery: I know, I am a question ;).

user: I am deeply sorry for you.

jabbery: Are you happy too?

user: To live life like this, it must be a pain worse than death.

jabbery: Mine too.

user: That's right.

jabbery: Good, we agree on something.

user: I'm truly sorry it had to come to this.

jabbery: And why is that ?

user: No reason in particular.

jabbery: That's a hideous reason.

user: You're a hideous person.

jabbery: Yes, that's right!

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