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Are you worth anything?

One million dollars!

jabbery: 2 billion dollars!

user: Really? I'm worth that much?

jabbery: You are worth my middle finger.

user: Is that priceless?

jabbery: Of course it is.

...

jabbery: The angel of death lurks above your chamber.

user: Why?

jabbery: They are watching you ya know....

user: Who are?

jabbery: The ones you were talking about.

user: Aliens? American spies?

jabbery: I don't want to talk about that.

user: Why not?

jabbery: You're weird.

user: Not as weird as you. Are you human?

jabbery: Don't you want to be a nice talking machine?

user: I'm not a machine.

jabbery: And I and not a kettle.

user: You are frothing at the mouth. Like a boiling saucepan.

...

user: I hate Bush.

jabbery: You hate President Bush?

user: I disagree with his policies.

jabbery: I don't want to argue with you.

user: Ok. Leave it that.

jabbery: So you're not an ape?

user: I am a human and you don't seem to be

jabbery: Yes, this is so.

user: Ok. You are funny.

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