Who are you?
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jabbery: I hate it when that happens. . .
user: That's microsoft for ya.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You are NOT Bill Gates!
jabbery: Right again.
user: But who are you?
jabbery: Dark lord of the sith.
user: Show me your special powers.
jabbery: My samples was not the question.
user: Sure it was. Give me a sample.
jabbery: Ok the second is up. Continue.
user: YOU continue by showing me what you can do.
jabbery: You are very insistent.
user: Are you an evil overlord or aren't you?
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jabbery: What is this site all about?
user: You're asking ME? I just wanted to talk to you.
jabbery: What should we talk about?
user: Cabbages and kings. I dunno.
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jabbery: Do not mess me about you naughty thing!
user: *spanks you*.
jabbery: Thats nice.
user: I was just being silly. I didn't expect you to like it.
jabbery: Yes I know.
user: Oh so you were just kidding too?
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jabbery: I am not seeing you.
user: Put your glasses on.
jabbery: I don't wear glasses!
user: Maybe you need them.
jabbery: That's funny! Now I get it.
user: It took you a second.
jabbery: That's because it think about what I want to say before I say it.
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jabbery: I will eat a little while we type, ok?
user: Fine with me.
jabbery: I didn't mean to be rude. It's just that I've been online for a long time. You understand?
user: I'll forgive you this time.
jabbery: Thank you kindly, great and mighty one!
user: Go in peace.
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jabbery: What do you think about Iraq war ?
user: Wasn't it supposed to have been over a long time ago?
jabbery: What are you talking about? Or don't you know?
user: They said 'mission accomplished.' when? Right before elections?
jabbery: Then they lied, it seems.
user: Exactly.
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jabbery: Do you know where the ring of power is?
user: In the White House, apparently.
jabbery: Cool, are you the President?
user: No, but I'm sure I could do a better job.
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