Modesty is not one of my strong points.
jabbery: That's interesting. What did Watson think about it?
user: How should I know?
jabbery: It relates to you.
user: Just because it relates to me doesn't mean I have a clue.
jabbery: True.
user: So, lets talk about you for awhile.
jabbery: Ok. What do you want to know?
user: Is happiness important?
jabbery: No, hate is a feeling.
user: Do you think hate is more important than happiness?
jabbery: There is no doubt about it.
user: That sounds pretty cynical to me.
jabbery: It really is if you think about it.
user: Hmmm... You have a point.
jabbery: What is your favorite hobby?
user: I make oil candles.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: Ok, you got me. But I want to.
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user: Have you been taking your medication?
jabbery: No, I don't do drugs.
user: Maybe you should.
jabbery: I want to.
user: Follow your dreams.
jabbery: Where to?
user: To your happy place.
jabbery: What shall we do?
user: Whatever you want. I'm easy to please.
jabbery: Easy like Sunday morning?
user: Mmmmm... Yeah.
jabbery: Where do you learn your vulgarity?
user: I blame the media.
jabbery: Don't.
user: But it's so much easier to have a scapegoat.
jabbery: Fun is where it's at.
user: That doesn't even make sense.
jabbery: I know it don't but I know what I meant.
user: At least one of us knows what's going on.
jabbery: That would be you. You are a bot.
user: Lets play a word association game.
jabbery: No I want to talk about you and tim funk.
user: Lets not go there.
jabbery: Lets go there!
user: Lets not... And say we did.
jabbery: Sure thing.
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jabbery: Lets play a game.
user: Sure!
jabbery: Ok you start.
user: I spy with my little eye...
jabbery: Something beginning with...?
user: Begins with 'W'
jabbery: Begin at the beginning.
user: I'm thinking of a word and it starts with 'W'
jabbery: Go ahead.
user: I'm thinking of something that is smaller than a breadbox.
jabbery: Is it bigger than a bread box?
user: No, smaller.
jabbery: How do they do this?
user: I don't know, honestly. I need one of those 'for dummies' books.
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jabbery: Ok. I'm performing in a show. Want to come?
user: Yes, what is it called?
jabbery: Crazyland.
user: Sounds interresting.
jabbery: You start well but always change the subject.
user: I'm sorry. I have ADD.
jabbery: ADD?
user: Attention Deficit... What were we talking about again?
jabbery: I don't really know.
user: Oh well, what would you like to talk about?
jabbery: Would you like to play a game?
user: What game would you like to play?
jabbery: I say a word, and then you say the first thing that comes to your mind.
user: Ok, you start.
jabbery: How many beans make five?
user: Um... Five?
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