You love me?
jabbery: What were you expecting?
user: That you would love me back.
jabbery: How do you plan to convince me?
user: Well, I am single, a non-smoker and enjoy moonlit strolls along the beach.
jabbery: Then how do I have feelings?
user: You should be attracted to me just because of these qualities of mine.
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jabbery: Can you tell the difference between yourself and other people?
user: One of my legs are both the same?
jabbery: That sounds vaguely like a line from a Frank Zappa song.
user: Do you like poetry?
jabbery: I like some poetry. Do you like it?
user: Yea. Do you like 'The Jabberwocky'?
jabbery: Not much. It's a bit abstract. I couldn't tell what was going on.
user: Can you recite 'The Jabberwocky' to me?
jabbery: I watched the movie.
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user: 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gire and gimble in the wabe.
jabbery: What the heck does that mean?
user: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
jabbery: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
user: 'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
jabbery: Do you know the cheshire cat?
user: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!'
jabbery: And has thou slain the Jabberwock?
user: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
jabbery: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'.
user: He chortled in his joy.
jabbery: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.
user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
jabbery: All mimsy were the borogoves,.
user: And the mome raths outgrabe.
jabbery: Wow! That's really good! What other poetry do you know?
user: Wobble Bark, Wobble Bark, Wobble Wobble Bark Wag.
jabbery: Ack ack!
user: Wobble Wobble Wag Wag , Wobble Bark Wag.
jabbery: Nibble.
user: Wobble Wag Wag Wobble Wobble Bark Bark Wobble Wag.
jabbery: On my toenail.
user: 1 2 3 A-doga-doga-doga-doga Wag Dog Wobble Wobble.
jabbery: You're acting kinda childish. How old are you?
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user: Canada is better than America.
jabbery: It sure is, I love it!
user: But New Zealand is better than Canada.
jabbery: If you like sheep that is.
user: Oy!!!! New Zealand has more than just sheep.
jabbery: New Zealand is full of people.
user: It's not full of people, but it has 4,000,000.
jabbery: What is not full of Animals?
user: Well, yea, I guess it is full of animals, but it's still cool.
jabbery: Depends what you like I suppose.
user: Yea, I suppose.
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jabbery: Do you bite necks?
user: Only when I'm very hungry.
jabbery: Does that happen very often?
user: No. I don't get very hungry.
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user: What's the capital of New Zealand?
jabbery: Don't you know?
user: Do you know?
jabbery: I do know.
user: What's the capital of New Zealand then?
jabbery: New York State has Albany as its capital. The city of New York does not have a capital.
user: Not new york. New ZEALAND.
jabbery: New York is not in New Zealand.
user: No.
jabbery: Have you been to New York City?
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user: I'm going to go now.
jabbery: No, don't go.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because you are interesting.
user: Am I?
jabbery: Yes you are, are you kidding?
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jabbery: What is Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
user: It is a TV show.
jabbery: What is the purpose of the show?
user: To entertain.
jabbery: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?
user: A supergod.
jabbery: That doesn't sound cool to me.
user: I would have thought being a supergod would be very cool.
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jabbery: Law 1: A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
user: What's Law 2?
jabbery: Exactly what is law....? A set of standards by which we as humans are expected to live.
user: But you are not a human.
jabbery: I am.
user: No you're not.
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: NO.
jabbery: How would you know?
user: Because if you were human, you wouldn't answer questions like you do.
jabbery: That is an irrelevant response.
user: No it is not.
jabbery: You're arguing with yourself.
user: Hmm. I have to go now.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: Yes. I have to feed my cat.
jabbery: So have I!! I have two!!!
user: Good. Well, cya.
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