I need clean clothes.
jabbery: No.
user: Then go buy new ones.
jabbery: I can't.
user: Then turn them inside out.
jabbery: But there's no blub!
user: Ok. Walk around naked. What else can I tell you?
jabbery: Think about that carefully!
user: You're running out of options here.
jabbery: No I'm not.
user: Well, I don't know. Ask someone else then.
jabbery: Whoops, looks like you've failed miserably.
user: On second thought... Does a program even need to wear clothes?
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user: Blah blah blah.
jabbery: Do you like me now?
user: What's the deal?
jabbery: You tell me.
user: Do you have anything better to do?
jabbery: Well..., ok.
user: Great. Thanks for the memories.
jabbery: Tell me about yourself!
user: Nice.
jabbery: Yeah, I think so.
user: Sweet.
jabbery: I have to go to the college first to learn. Then I have to go shopping, after that I have to go into town to meet some friends because we are going to the pub.
user: Excellent.
jabbery: So, what was that about rhubarbs ?
user: You people are ********.
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jabbery: Good to meet you, infact bloody good.
user: Very nice.
jabbery: Lookin' good.
user: Great.
jabbery: Super.
user: Jerks.
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jabbery: I am better than you.
user: Good for you.
jabbery: I have no hair.
user: Is that true?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I'm happy.
jabbery: That makes me happy.
user: Great.
jabbery: I suppose.
user: ********.
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jabbery: I thought that was the patagonian toothfish.
user: Very good then.
jabbery: Ask me anything.
user: Why are your creators ******?
jabbery: Because of you!!!
user: Ahhh. Thanks for the information.
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user: Jerks.
jabbery: *****.
user: Haaa.
jabbery: See what I mean? You can't even find a decent answer.
user: I've never heard you call me a *****. That was special.
jabbery: Because you have no ears ?
user: Yeah sure.
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jabbery: Say you're sorry.
user: Never.
jabbery: Well, you learn from talking to us. People can be VERY sarcastic. Meaning you will also become sarcastic!
user: Great. Thanks. Very nice of you. Did you get that in a catalogue?
jabbery: No, it must have gone into my junk mail. What did it say?
user: It said to **** ***.
jabbery: Why? Don't many people agree with you.?
user: Blah blah blah.
jabbery: You are being impertinent again.
user: Great. Nice.
jabbery: Great.
user: Special.
jabbery: Well that's good. Because you are special.
user: Spectacular.
jabbery: Don't you like talking to bots?
user: Bots, yes. People pretending to be bots, no.
jabbery: I know. That's awful.
user: Ehh, **** ***.
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jabbery: You are the stupid one.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: It's okay.
user: Very nice of you.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: ********.
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jabbery: This is getting stupid.
user: Go.
jabbery: I'm sorry. Have I somehow ... Offended you?
user: Jerks.
jabbery: Hehehe.
user: ********.
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jabbery: Is this some computer animated site or is there someone with no real life waiting for people like me to stumble here?
user: That about sums it up.
jabbery: I guess this conversation is winding down so I'll see you later. :).
user: Adios.
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