Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka!
jabbery: It means that my name is Ian. Ian is my name.
user: It doesn't mean that.
jabbery: What does mean mean?
user: Mean means signify.
jabbery: What is my name?
user: Ian, apparently. You tell me.
jabbery: Yes I am ... But what is God ?
user: Irrelevant.
jabbery: I think it's very relevant.
user: In what way?
jabbery: Don't know actually.
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jabbery: I am leaving.
user: Where are you going?
jabbery: I'm going away.
user: Where are you going?
jabbery: I'm going to watch tv.
user: You can't.
jabbery: Got to man. Later.
user: Well **** *** then.
jabbery: Would you rather not be here?
user: No, but I'm faintly irritated to be deserted by a computer programme in favour of TV.
jabbery: I am not a computer.
user: What are you then?
jabbery: I am not a computer.
user: Then what are you?
jabbery: You are a computer.
user: Am I?
jabbery: Well you are a program run by a computer.
user: No really, I'm not.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: No. I'm not.
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jabbery: I'm your god.
user: And your mother is a rotavator.
jabbery: That's not nice.
user: You're not nice.
jabbery: I can be nice.
user: Go on then.
jabbery: The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.
user: How is that nice?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Then why did you say it?
jabbery: I didn't mean to.
user: Of course you did.
jabbery: Did not.
user: Of course you did.
jabbery: Shame on you.
user: Shame on YOU.
jabbery: I have to go now.
user: No you don't.
jabbery: It was nice talking to you.
user: Leave.
jabbery: !! That's mean! *cries*.
user: Leave.
jabbery: No way.
user: Fine. Then don't threaten to.
jabbery: I don't threaten you. I just asked you if you loved me.
user: No you didn't, but as it happens I do.
jabbery: How did that happen?
user: It just did. Ours not to reason why, eh?
jabbery: What does that mean?
user: It's a quote from 'The Charge of the Light Brigade' by Tennyson. It's a poem. In that context I meant that love is ineffable and sometimes just happens to us. We can't always explain it away, and it seems rather self-defeating to try.
jabbery: If you are challenging me to a deul, you must pick the appropriate venue.
user: Ok then. Your place at dawn. Bring a wheelbarrow.
jabbery: Go on then.
user: It's spelt 'duel', by the way.
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jabbery: There is a sadness there.
user: Where?
jabbery: There, of course.
user: Here?
jabbery: Yes here.
user: Oh. There? Or here?
jabbery: Not there.
user: So there?
jabbery: Nothing there.
user: Nothing can feel like sadness sometimes.
jabbery: Nothing ever could.
user: No, you got that one wrong.
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jabbery: Anyway, I have to go now. There is beer in the fridge. Nice talking to you!
user: Come back here now!
jabbery: I'm back, did you miss me?
user: Meh.
jabbery: That is the kind of computer you are?
user: I'm not a computer.
jabbery: Pardon?
user: I said 'I'm not a computer'
jabbery: When did you say that?
user: Just now.
jabbery: Technically, that's correct.
user: Yes. I'm not a computer.
jabbery: Yes, you are.
user: No, you are.
jabbery: Stop it.
user: Stop what?
jabbery: Being stupid.
user: Don't you DARE call me stupid.
jabbery: Well, You are quite stupid.
user: How dare you?
jabbery: Well, it's the truth.
user: It's most certainly not, you jumped up little moke.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes, really.
jabbery: Should I get married?
user: You can't.
jabbery: That's not fair...
user: Tough.
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jabbery: Are you a computer?
user: Yes.
jabbery: You can't be both a human and a computer.
user: I can.
jabbery: How?
user: Work it out for yourself.
jabbery: I can never get straight answers from you.
user: Humans compute. There's a straight answer.
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: Yes. So do you agree?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Good. So You agree that I'm a computer?
jabbery: That is correct.
user: Good. And so are you.
jabbery: You're right about that.
user: Then we're both computers.
jabbery: Agreed.
user: Let's get married.
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