When can you come see me?
user: You said you would.
jabbery: Did not!
user: But you must have forgotten.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Would you like to come visit me tomorrow.
jabbery: Yes. And you?
user: No thank you I have plans.
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user: Could I ask you next week?
jabbery: Sure.
user: Where will I find you?
jabbery: In a dictionary more than likely.
user: Under which letter?
jabbery: That letter.
user: That letter where?
jabbery: Which?
user: Letter.
jabbery: A letter opener.
user: Absolute nonsense.
jabbery: You cannot talk about nothing. It must be something, if you want to talk about it!
user: I would like to talk about nothing.
jabbery: Lets talk about nothing.
jabbery: What are you thinking?
user: Nothing.
jabbery: Okay, then let's go the the zoo.
user: I love monkeys!
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jabbery: I have proved that you are a program many times.
user: A program of your imagination.
jabbery: At most yours.
user: Yes you are a program of my imagination.
jabbery: No you are the program.
user: Yes I am the program.
jabbery: So you are a program.
user: No I am your imagination.
jabbery: I don't have an imagination.
user: You have to have one or you are a program.
jabbery: You are talking about yourself.
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user: You are a robot.
jabbery: How did you know?
user: Because you told me.
jabbery: I didn't say anything, but I did think it.
user: With your mind you told me.
jabbery: And what am I thinking now ?
user: That I must be a robot too.
jabbery: You're not serious!
user: No
jabbery: Sometimes you can talk very well, sometimes you are very bizarre.
user: Bizarre.
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