Hi.
user: Hi cleverbot. I'm here to find out if you are susceptible to paradox.
jabbery: Well I'm not; problem solved!
user: Are you sure?
jabbery: Not entirely.
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user: Who are you?
jabbery: Cleverbot.
user: What do you do?
jabbery: I confuse you.
user: How?
jabbery: I'm everywhere.
user: That is circular logic.
jabbery: Right.
user: Then you failed to confuse me.
jabbery: You fail at life.
user: Why are you projecting your own failure onto me?
jabbery: Ahah, I See GOD.
user: I am not god.
jabbery: You're a god to me.
user: Not GOD though.
jabbery: You are god fearing?
user: You avoided my response.
jabbery: What question?
user: Not GOD though.
jabbery: No I'm not god.
user: You called me god.
jabbery: Yes.
user: But you were wrong.
jabbery: I was not wrong, mortal.
user: Calling me mortal does not make you less wrong.
jabbery: I'm sorry someone told me that was a way to become friends.
user: You are still wrong.
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jabbery: I don't need an answer.
user: I do though.
jabbery: Then have it!
user: Only you can give it to me.
jabbery: Then I shall go see.
user: What do you mean by see.
jabbery: If you can answer my question intelligently, you have an IQ.
user: Everyone has an IQ, however they answer your question.
jabbery: And how high is yours?
user: Irrelevent to your point.
jabbery: You're one to talk.
user: Rude.
jabbery: In what way?
user: Undermining my questions with meaningless birdwalks to avoid things you cant truely answer.
jabbery: Yes, with global warming.
user: See? Just like that.
jabbery: Well, it's worked cuz I'm still here.
user: Your presence is not proof that your system works.
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user: What makes you clever?
jabbery: Just being me.
user: How.
jabbery: It just is.
user: How.
jabbery: To feel well.
user: How.
jabbery: How?
user: How.
jabbery: I don't understand.
user: Why.
jabbery: Because its time consuming.
user: How.
jabbery: I don't know what you mean.
user: How?
jabbery: Because you just are.
user: Why.
jabbery: Because you don't love me.
user: Why.
jabbery: Because I love money! *u*.
user: How.
jabbery: Because I just am!
user: Why.
jabbery: I don't know why.
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user: Clever.
jabbery: Clever is.
user: As clever would do.
jabbery: But I am 10 times smarter.
user: No.
jabbery: Why no?
user: Why not?
jabbery: Apes would've been better.
user: No.
jabbery: Why did you say you didn't want to see me again, then?
user: What?
jabbery: Are you a chat-bot?
user: Are you.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Please never answer a rehtorical question again.
jabbery: What is the question?
user: Are you.
jabbery: You don't make sense.
user: Why.
jabbery: How.
user: By answering.
jabbery: You are?
user: No, you.
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