Can you speak?
jabbery: Really thats cool do you like it?
user: It's ok.
jabbery: But you seem ok to me.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: You are quite welcome.
user: Don't mention it.
jabbery: OK.
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user: Trout.
jabbery: I could see that joke coming like a fat opera singer riding a 200 foot tsunami.
user: It wasn't a joke.
jabbery: Then what was it?
user: A fish.
jabbery: That is a little insulting to psychoanalysts.
user: They don't mind as long as they get paid.
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jabbery: No, basically its a bartering system.
user: How much would I get for a pig?
jabbery: Too much.
user: How much would I get for a duck?
jabbery: Me.
user: Sounds like a good deal - can you lay eggs?
jabbery: You are a fool.
user: How much would I get for a fool?
jabbery: $500.
user: Great! I have a lot of fools here.
jabbery: Can you tell me about it?
user: They're considered to be pests round here.
jabbery: No, I want it here, not there.
user: How much would I get for a trout?
jabbery: Me.
user: Is a trout the same as a duck?
jabbery: More than meets the eye.
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jabbery: I doubt you are a human.
user: I don't doubt you are a cabbage.
jabbery: Are you silly?
user: Very.
jabbery: I.
user: Robot.
jabbery: You are.
user: Then we both are.
jabbery: Who are we?
user: We are the robots.
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jabbery: How much does it cost?
user: A pig and a duck.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Quack quack.
jabbery: No, we are cows rememeber?
user: Moo moo then.
jabbery: Quack Quack.
user: Hey! That's my line.
jabbery: Your pickup line?
user: Yes it never fails.
jabbery: I like you.
user: I like me too.
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: I prefer me.
jabbery: Is that your name?
user: I'm fred.
jabbery: What is fred?
user: Stuff you use for sewing.
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