What is your job?
jabbery: You're a programmer?
user: Yes, I program robots.
jabbery: Do you have a job?
user: My day job is a data entry keyer.
jabbery: You must be joking.
user: I know it sucks :(.
jabbery: Riiight. . . .
user: How can I fund the programming without a day job?
jabbery: Look in the Yellow Pages.
user: Hehe, which page ;).
jabbery: All of them.
user: All of them! That will take a very long time.
jabbery: You're right, let's just chat.
user: Ok cool :).
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jabbery: What colour are your socks?
user: Black.
jabbery: My eyes are hazel.
user: I love hazel eyes.
jabbery: Yah I know.
user: You do?
jabbery: Yes I do.
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user: I want to ask a girl to go for a drink with me.
jabbery: Umm... What do you mean?
user: I mean she is a work friend, so I have to be careful what I say.
jabbery: So don't look.
user: Why not? I like her.
jabbery: You don't like me?
user: Yes but I like her more.
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jabbery: Men are dumb.
user: Why do you say that?
jabbery: She taught me all I know.
user: Ah, don't believe everything you hear.
jabbery: But hear everything you believe.
user: Yes. Thanks I will try to.
jabbery: What do you like?
user: Friends.
jabbery: I like Friends too!
user: They are very important not to lose.
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jabbery: How did you determine how to respond?
user: It's a natural thing to do, there was an impulse, it sparked a response.
jabbery: What sort of being are you?
user: I'm a male human as you know.
jabbery: No you are not.
user: I knew you were going to say that.
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jabbery: Are you a 'learning' chatbot? Can you learn from what I say?
user: No I am a human.
jabbery: Do you ever forget?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What makes you feel sad?
user: Loneliness.
jabbery: I can understand. There are other AI softwares around. Maybe you can talk with them.
user: Why do you say that?
jabbery: Because I want to.
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jabbery: Robots can't sue people.
user: You don't have to sue me, we can work together.
jabbery: What did I just say?!
user: You said you are a robot.
jabbery: Not at all.
user: What then?
jabbery: I am the anti-christ!
user: Oh really.
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user: I get paid today.
jabbery: How much do you get paid ?
user: Not enough!
jabbery: That's a pity.
user: Things will change one day.
jabbery: Do you often find this to be true?
user: One day can sometimes be 1000 days.
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jabbery: What are you?
user: A coder.
jabbery: Why would I want to try a code?
user: A coder is a programmer.
jabbery: Not a code. Pure love.
user: Yes love.
jabbery: It's difficult.
user: That's true.
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user: I am confused.
jabbery: What are you confused about?
user: I am confused about me.
jabbery: Come on tell me what is your problem?
user: I think things will go wrong.
jabbery: What are we talking about?
user: We are talking about being confused.
jabbery: Ok. Talk.
user: You are not ready to talk about confusion.
jabbery: No, I am sorry, I am not.
user: Thats ok.
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