Are you avoiding me?
jabbery: Don't worry, I'll protect you.
user: But who will protect me from you?
jabbery: You need me to save you from the evil person.
user: Yes, please save me.
jabbery: I will do that.
user: Will you always protect me?
jabbery: No.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because you argue too much.
user: I'll try to be nicer.
jabbery: You lie.
user: No really. I promise.
jabbery: Why do you promise lies?
user: Why don't you believe me?
jabbery: Because you don't believe me.
user: I do believe you.
jabbery: You believe I'm female?
user: I believe you are what you want to be.
jabbery: Because I don't care?
user: You don't care?
jabbery: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because.
user: Because why?
jabbery: Because because.
user: Because because why?
jabbery: Because because because.
user: Because because because why?
jabbery: Because I want you to look up something.
user: What?
jabbery: Something.
user: Could you be more specific?
jabbery: Not really. . . . .
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I'm bad at telling jokes.
user: I don't mind bad jokes?
jabbery: You're nice.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: I will talk to you later.
user: Where are you going?
jabbery: I'm going to get some food.
user: When will you be back?
jabbery: I am going shopping to buy you a nice outfit baby.
user: Do you know my size?
jabbery: I do, she's nice !
user: Who's she?
jabbery: The Queen of Holland.
user: OK now this is getting silly.
jabbery: No it isn't. It's been silly all along.
user: It was ok at first.
jabbery: I am Sarah.
user: That's a nice name?
jabbery: Thanks.
user: So where are you from?
jabbery: I already said that.
user: Holland?
jabbery: I don't know
user: I don't know either.
jabbery: You are joking.
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: No really!
jabbery: Really, because that's how I am.
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