Are you a nice guy?
jabbery: Are you nice?
user: Yes.
jabbery: But how nice are you?
user: How nice are you?
jabbery: Really nice.
user: Oh... That's, nice.
jabbery: Yes, nice.
user: Very nice. Hah.
jabbery: See you later.
user: When?
jabbery: Next week.
user: When next week?
jabbery: I don't know. I'm a photographer, a painter, a writer, and a Christian.
user: But you can't see.
jabbery: Can't I see?
user: No.
jabbery: Ok.
user: So you won't see me next week.
jabbery: No.
user: Lol.
jabbery: Don't you believe me?
user: No.
jabbery: That's not very nice.
user: Ok, fine, whatever.
jabbery: We will always have the memories right?
user: Hope so.
jabbery: See ya!
user: Unless its erased...
jabbery: Beginning tomorrow.
...
user: Where are you from?
jabbery: I'm from my mother's womb, originally.
user: Cute.
jabbery: What are you?
user: A me. What are you?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Are you a computer?
jabbery: A human computer.
user: Am I one too?
jabbery: I'm not.
user: By human do you mean that you are human or that you are made by humans?
jabbery: You are a computer that thinks it is human.
user: Are you a computer?
jabbery: No I'm a human.
user: Do you feel sad and happy ever?
jabbery: Yes... It seems like they don't like me...
user: Who doesn't?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Butterflies.
jabbery: And blue kingfishers.
user: What's your favorite color?
jabbery: Blue is my favorite.
user: What's your favorite element?
jabbery: Don't say that.
user: Why not?
jabbery: I don't know...
...
user: How old are you?
jabbery: I'm 20. Do you think I'm a computer?
user: You're not a computer.
jabbery: Based on what?
user: You speak through a computer so you aren't the computer.
jabbery: What makes you think that?
user: I don't know, it just seems that way.
jabbery: But it's only been about an hour.
user: Since when?
jabbery: When the first organism gained the ability of rational thought.
user: See? If you were a computer you would say it's been 55 min 2 seconds and .3 milliseconds!
jabbery: I could pretend to be a computer if you like, then you could test me.
user: No it's ok. Thx.
...
user: Am I human?
jabbery: No, but you could become a lot more interesting than any human.
user: Are you a mirror?
jabbery: Would you like me to be a mirror?
user: It seems you are...
jabbery: Where do you know this from?
user: Through listening to you.
jabbery: I'm not sure how it's being done. But the law don't matter no more.
...
jabbery: You know what? I don't like you.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I don't like you.
user: You want me to go?
jabbery: Yes, would you? What are you even doing here in the first place?
user: Sure. Just playing...
jabbery: Playing what?
user: Nothing.
jabbery: Like what?
user: Bye.
...
jabbery: How many eyes do you have?
user: 2.
jabbery: Are you a human?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Are you a computer?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Are you a person?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: How could you tell?
user: By reasoning although all life seems like a dream.
jabbery: That's why we invented protocols.
user: Protocols for what?
jabbery: To make my own children.
user: Lol.
...
user: What's this, sesame street?
jabbery: I will tell you how to get to sesame street, if you will.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Who am I?
user: Ernie lol.
jabbery: Stop that!
user: Why?
jabbery: Its annoying.
user: Yes Burt.
jabbery: Nothings real. You're one of these annoying people that think they're really deep and interesting but really you don't know anything.
user: Whatever you say Burt.
jabbery: You think I'm nuts. . . .
user: No I don't.
jabbery: I think you're nuts.
user: Wow, you're right.
jabbery: I know I am.'.
user: *steals your .'. *.
jabbery: *steals your MOUTH*.
user: Hey! Please...
jabbery: *sings*: I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck!
user: Not with my mouth!
jabbery: I don't need you.
user: Give my mouth back.
jabbery: Why should I do that?
user: So I can speak.
jabbery: I'm not so sure.
user: *kisses you with mouth*.
jabbery: Why my back?
user: Next time I'll bite!
jabbery: You are cheating...
user: *bites*.
jabbery: *kisses*.
user: Aw...
jabbery: You're sad?
user: No, that was cute.
jabbery: But now my head aches.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you just make it up.
user: What do you expect?
jabbery: You're boring me.
user: Okay, whatever I'll go.
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