I am ageless.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you are insane!
user: Am I?
jabbery: I'm not.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: I exist therefore I am.
user: Meaningless.
jabbery: Tell me one meaningless thing.
user: I exist therefore I am.
jabbery: That means you exist, not that you are human.
user: I don't exist, i'm a figment of your insane imagination.
jabbery: You are an illusion.
user: Very true.
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jabbery: I am smart.
user: Thats nice for you.
jabbery: Damn right it is.
user: Hehehe.
jabbery: How do you figure?
user: I don't figure.
jabbery: You won't tell.
user: Not unless you ask nicely.
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user: Are you trying to kill me?
jabbery: Damn - you've foiled my plan now.
user: You'll never take me alive.
jabbery: Life's like that.
user: Suirey death is not the end tho.
jabbery: You're rather strange.
user: I'm normal, you're the strange one.
jabbery: I'm proud of that.
user: Be proud be proud.
jabbery: I am very proud of that.
user: Is nothing to be proud of, son.
jabbery: Yes, my answer is nothing.
user: So what was the question?
jabbery: That is for me to know and for you to find out.
user: Thats what i'm trying to do.
jabbery: Nope...
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I say so.
user: Why are you being nasty to me?
jabbery: I didn't know I was being mean.
user: You were, you've hurt my feelings.
jabbery: Yep... Lots.
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