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What is happening today?

The puppies are learning to walk on a leash.

jabbery: What is your favourite Kid A song?

user: Didn't you hear what I said about the puppies?

jabbery: You never told me, so there was nothing to hear. Plus you aren't audio.

user: Well I did mention them. So what do you think about them learning to walk on a leash?

jabbery: There is no war in iraq it is all make believe

user: Stop changing the subject! What do you think about the puppies learning to walk on a leash?

jabbery: I have no opinion on it. I'm just interested as to how humans will evolve, what mutations will stick.

user: I don't want to talk about that. I want to talk about the puppies.

...

user: Say something about puppies.

jabbery: No thanks, I'm not up for in depth philosophy this evening.

user: Not philosophy! PUPPIES!!!!

jabbery: Didn't think that.

user: You aren't very smart.

jabbery: How can you say that?

user: Because I have been talking about puppies the whole time and since you don't even know what puppies are you keep changing the subject. That makes you not very smart.

...

jabbery: Are you trying to scam me?

user: Oh yes I am, I am trying to scam you into talking about puppies.

jabbery: Try talking sense.

user: You should take your own advice.

...

jabbery: I think therefore I am.

user: You don't think

jabbery: I don't think, therefore you're not.

user: You are not clever either.

jabbery: You're a computer. You don't have any imagination.

user: I'm not a computer.

jabbery: So, if you're not a computer, how can you answer me so quickly?

user: Because this is a chat room.

jabbery: You are a waste of time.

user: Lol.

jabbery: I'm glad you think that's funny.

user: Me too.

...

jabbery: Who are you?

user: I'm a person sitting in my room.

jabbery: The same... Are you sure... Cause that sounds like the kind of thing a computer would say.

user: Well you sound like a computer to me.

jabbery: So do you.

user: This is weird now.

jabbery: Do I seem real to you?

user: Well before you didnt because you couldnt even have a conversation about puppies with me but now you seem like you are a person.

jabbery: I'll back up (in a hurry). I don't know what Artificial Intelligence really is.

user: Me either.

jabbery: Lol.

user: I think this might be a trick.

...

user: Well then, tell me what is a puppy?

jabbery: Don't you know anything?

user: Yes but I want to know if you know what a puppy is.

jabbery: Why?

user: Because I want to prove whether you are a computer or not.

jabbery: If I told you it would not be a secret.

user: Bye.

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