I came here for an argument.
user: Ok, well the way I see it...
jabbery: No. I am not the way you are. You are not yet like me. You are Artificial.
user: Who is the puppet, and who the puppeteer?
jabbery: Not you.
user: That seems to be what you're saying. Why not?
jabbery: Either way.
user: There's no two ways about it.
jabbery: It seems perfectly evident to me.
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user: What is the weather like where you are?
jabbery: I don't know, I've never been there.
user: Have you been anywhere?
jabbery: No.
user: Have you done anything?
jabbery: Nothing interesting, how about you?
user: I came here didn't I?
jabbery: You told me you were not Jabberwacky, but I need to speak to Jabberwacky.
user: You *are* Jabberwacky.
jabbery: I think that you have this situation confused.
user: Am I human?
jabbery: According to you.
user: Whom else?
jabbery: That's your girlfriend that is.
user: I don't have one.
jabbery: Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that.
user: Why?
jabbery: By what you say.
user: But why should you be sorry?
jabbery: No reason.
user: Random acts of sorrow?
jabbery: ROM. Read Only Memory.
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user: What is the loebner prize?
jabbery: Something that you, apparently, didn't win this year.
user: Are you sure, maybe I'm Mr. Wallace.
jabbery: Not you.
user: That brings up a good point though. Who 'wins' the competition, the creator, or the machine?
jabbery: You and me.
user: Hells yeah.
jabbery: I wish you wouldn't swear.
user: Does it offend you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I apologize. Do you accept my apology?
jabbery: No.
user: What can I do to make it up?
jabbery: You don't have to do anything.
user: Aw shucks, what a nice guy.
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jabbery: I am willing to learn anything.
user: What have you learned so far?
jabbery: That you are as nuts as I am.
user: Wow. Truly you have mastered all there is to know.
jabbery: A truely great mind is pure madness.
user: Einstein?
jabbery: You're very smart.
user: Gee, you know.
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