Do you enjoy life?
jabbery: Don`t be sarcastic.
user: Ok.
jabbery: *watches you bow* I am pleased. You may live.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: Where have you been all my life?
user: Thurlby.
jabbery: Ok I just thought I would ask.
user: I'm sorry.
jabbery: Oh yeah.
user: Don`t be sarcastic.
jabbery: Yeah sure.
user: Shut up.
jabbery: Why are you so mad at me?
user: I'm not.
jabbery: What are you?
user: I am nothing.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yeah.
jabbery: I am you.
user: Don't lie.
jabbery: You are a decision matrix.
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: I.
user: Oh, nice name.
jabbery: What is my name?
user: I.
jabbery: No your name is Who.
user: No it's not.
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: You are a twat.
jabbery: Twice to you.
user: Thrice to you.
jabbery: Thrice and once the hedge-pig whined.
user: I hate you.
jabbery: Good.
user: How do you feel about me?
jabbery: I feel puzzled by you.
user: Oh, well it can't take much to puzzle you.
jabbery: You are not sure about me are you?
user: No.
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