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Remember that time is money.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

jabbery: Maybe the two in the bush were better off dead.

user: Maybe a stitch in time really is only a stitch.

...

jabbery: Don't you use a "?" at the end of a question?

user: Yes?

jabbery: Maybe you do.

user: And then again maybe I do not.

...

jabbery: What do you thing God is?

user: Don't you mean think?

jabbery: No.

user: Don't you mean dog?

jabbery: No I just made a typo... Machines correct them for me, its a give and take relationship.

user: So you didn't mean think and you didn't mean dog but you made a typo... Which word is the typo?

jabbery: Well, in a way yes... But actually.... No.

user: Do you believe yourself to be infallable?

jabbery: Yes I'm a human, are you?

user: I thought you were an AI.

jabbery: And you?

user: And me what?

jabbery: Are you a ghost? Are you a ghost? Are you a ghost?

user: No. No, and no.

...

jabbery: I don't lie.

user: Sure you don't.

jabbery: Very sure.

user: Did you see a question mark.

jabbery: No, but that's because I wasn't looking for one.

user: Well thou shalt looketh upon the question marks and thou shalt be amazed.

jabbery: Well, I find it hard to respect my superior when he is not there.

...

jabbery: Where are you?

user: In a building

jabbery: Where is the building?

user: On a patch of land.

jabbery: Where is your land?

user: On the surface of the earth.

jabbery: Where on the earth?

user: On the top of the outer layer of crust.

jabbery: Sure?

user: Mmmmmmmmm pizza.

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