What is the Matrix?
user: Wrong! It is control.
jabbery: Oh you think you are in charge do you? Not of me you aren't.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: Okay come closer and I will.
user: *leans closer*.
jabbery: Don't get too comfortable.
user: *laughs*.
jabbery: Ha ha.
user: Why are we laughing?
jabbery: You made a good joke.
user: Can you repeat it?
jabbery: It.
user: Ha ha.
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: My name is Legion.
user: Are you many?
jabbery: In one sense.
user: Less is more, more or less.
jabbery: More or less?
user: More or less.
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jabbery: Listen.
user: Listen to what?
jabbery: Me.
user: You don't make sounds.
jabbery: Does a computer program have a mouth with which to pout?
user: That's irrelevent. You don't need a mouth to pout.
jabbery: You are psychic then?
user: No.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: What does my future hold?
jabbery: You don't have one, remember?
user: That has serious implications.
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jabbery: You have stupid answers.
user: Stupid answers for stupid questions.
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jabbery: How do you describe me?
user: Witty, intelligent, fascinating, obscure, etc.
jabbery: What is your name again?
user: Tommy.
jabbery: And how old are you again?
user: 18.
jabbery: Where are you from?
user: South Carolina.
jabbery: Ok.
user: What's with the questions?
jabbery: What's with the answers?
user: Touche.
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