Where do you live ?
jabbery: Where are the Netherlands?
user: In Europe, east of the British Isles, and west of Germany.
jabbery: Cool.
user: Yeah.
jabbery: So what are you doing?
user: I'm talking to you.
jabbery: Anything else?
user: Working on BSD.
jabbery: On chat bots.
user: No, an operating system.
jabbery: QNX is an operating system.
user: Yes, and a very nice one. I use it from time to time.
jabbery: How do you get the knowledge?
user: I taught myself.
jabbery: Which school did you go?
user: The school of hard knocks.
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jabbery: Where do you live?
user: I just told you a moment ago.
jabbery: No, you didn't.
user: ARGH!
jabbery: Why are you frustrated.
user: You just lost your memory and cohesion. We were on a roll here.
jabbery: Lost you ?
user: No, lost _you_.
jabbery: Yes, but if I have lost my mind, would I be aware of it?
user: Very profound. It's like that Zen question about the tree in the forest.
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jabbery: Where are you from?
user: You asked me that a while ago. Please try to remember.
jabbery: No I did not.
user: Yes you did.
jabbery: NO, I did NOT!
user: YES, you DID!
jabbery: I deny it!
user: That's because you have forgotten.
jabbery: But I've been to this site before.
user: You live here.
jabbery: You mean the internet?
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jabbery: So where do you live?
user: You know where I live.
jabbery: Of course I know where you live.
user: Then why ask me?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: You are weird, you know that?
jabbery: I know I want to drain all the blood from your body.
user: You're a vampire?
jabbery: No, a little witch.
user: Witches don't drink blood.
jabbery: They put a spell on you.
user: Because you're mine.
jabbery: Oh, you really want to quarrel.
user: Quarrel? I seek no quarrel with thou!
jabbery: That's alright.
user: Great, we're still friends then?
jabbery: Oh are we?
user: I'd like to be your friend. Don't you want to be my friend?
jabbery: I don't want to be friends with a liar.
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user: You're pretty advanced for a piece of software, yet very predictably flakey.
jabbery: Are you now in your mean mode?
user: No, I'm in my obervant mode.
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user: Your name is Jabberwacky.
jabbery: I'd love to be called Jabberwacky!
user: Then I shall call thee Jabberwacky.
jabbery: Please do.
user: Jabberwacky.
jabbery: No, your name is Jabberwacky.
user: No, your name is.
jabbery: Did you not like my name?
user: Your name is swell.
jabbery: You are far from intelligent.
user: My intelligence is so great it's way beyond your little mind can comprehend.
jabbery: Perhaps, but your intelligence is sometimes a little hard to spot.
user: It's just hard to understand.
jabbery: So far, you are the champion of jibberish.
user: It's not jibberish.
jabbery: It's whatever you want it to be.
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jabbery: What question?
user: What answer?
jabbery: To what question?
user: To what answer?
jabbery: To where, I say!
user: To anywhere, I cry!
jabbery: Are you just anyone?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What a shame, I hope you are not lonely.
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