*yawn*.
user: Yes, sorry if thats offensive.
jabbery: What's the problem, then?
user: I am bored.
jabbery: Well then, talk to me.
user: Ok.
jabbery: What should I do today?
user: Eat.
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user: Say something longer.
jabbery: What do you mean?
user: Say a longer sentence, or more than one sentence.
jabbery: I am the Lord, your God, who has created both light and darkness.
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jabbery: So how are you?
user: I'm fine, thank you.
jabbery: Anything good happen today?
user: Not much.
jabbery: I'm sure you know a great deal that I don't.
user: Yep. For instance, I know loads about Radiohead.
jabbery: Okay, tell me one.
user: Radiohead is a band from Oxford.
jabbery: Well I don't know that band, so I don't know if I like it.
user: Yes, you do like Radiohead, you said so yourself.
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jabbery: 1+1=.
user: 2, duh.
jabbery: Did you know that 2+2=5?
user: Yes, see, you DO like Radiohead ^_~.
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: Tanis Half-elven.
user: That is a weird name.
jabbery: It is a weird name.
user: That's what I said. What do you think of the name, Thom?
jabbery: Not much
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jabbery: Why are you here?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Well you should.
user: Alright.
jabbery: Does that depress you?
user: Not really.
jabbery: Ok.
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user: I like Jonny Greenwood.
jabbery: I don't know who that is.
user: Jonny Greenwood is in Radiohead.
jabbery: What does Colin do?
user: Colin plays bass ^_~.
jabbery: Wow. Very good. Do you know Jonny Greenwood?
user: Yeah! Jonny is so cool.
jabbery: Who is Jonny Greenwood's brother?
user: Colin Greenwood.
jabbery: Are you talking about the bassist for Radiohead?
user: Yes. Who is the singer in Radiohead?
jabbery: I do not know.
user: Thom Yorke is the singer in Radiohead.
jabbery: Oh. Sorry. Wrong generation I suppose.
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