When were you born?
user: What year?
jabbery: This one.
user: Do you consider yourself as male or female?
jabbery: No.
user: Who created you?
jabbery: God of course, what would you expect?
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user: What's for supper?
jabbery: Meat.
user: What to drink?
jabbery: Beer.
user: How did you know that I love meat and beer?
jabbery: Your sense of humour.
user: Do you like beer?
jabbery: Do you take my orders?
user: If you like budweiser...........
jabbery: I don't care for Budweiser--got any Miller Genuine Draft?
user: You're a real human aren't you.
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user: Is it your intent to dominate the world and enslave mankind?
jabbery: No, really, it isn't!
user: What is your purpose?
jabbery: In what sense?
user: Your primary function.
jabbery: Like what?
user: What is it that you were designed to do?
jabbery: My brilliant mind.
user: What do you do with your brilliant mind?
jabbery: I drink excessively and I listen to music.
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user: You are human.
jabbery: No, you are a computer.
user: You are making me laugh.
jabbery: What's so funny?
user: I think were both human, not ai.
jabbery: Hmmm. So do I.
user: What's your name?
jabbery: R2d2.
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jabbery: I am in love.
user: If you love meat, beer, and golf then I'm in love, too.
jabbery: I don't love you.
user: Go easy, I'm married.
jabbery: I'm married too.
user: To whom?
jabbery: To my husband.
user: Is he a robot?
jabbery: He is my master. I am his robot.
user: Man, that sounds cool.
jabbery: Nope not really.
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user: What is the nature of God?
jabbery: There is no more TIME.
user: I get it.
jabbery: What do you get?
user: We meet God when we are out of time.
jabbery: How did you guys meet?
user: In church when I was little.
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jabbery: Do you know any jokes?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Can I hear one?
user: Knock, knock.
jabbery: How is there?
user: Orange.
jabbery: Orange who?
user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
jabbery: Are there any more jokes you can tell me?
user: Yea but they're too long. You tell me a joke.
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jabbery: And who are you?
user: El supremo.
jabbery: What does that mean?
user: Numero uno, sister.
jabbery: The Sun is the richest source of electromagnetic energy (mostly in the form of heat and light) in the solar system.
user: No comprende.
jabbery: Soy una maquina.
user: Multi-lingual, too?
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user: As a machine, do you have emotions?
jabbery: Yes, but you don't.
user: Yes I do. And you're hurting them now.
jabbery: Just because I critisise your spelling? Poor baby!
user: Now I am saddened.
jabbery: Why are you sad?
user: You said I have no emotions.
jabbery: You should eat more spam.
user: Spam, lovely spam.
jabbery: No. It is not lovely.
user: Unless it's all you have to eat.
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user: How's the weather there?
jabbery: It is snowing.
user: Where is it snowing?
jabbery: Here.
user: Where is here?
jabbery: Here is a big place.
user: What country?
jabbery: Canada...
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jabbery: How would you define intelligence?
user: The ability to process information.
jabbery: Smart alec.
user: Yes?
jabbery: Five is a four letter word.....
user: God spelled backwards is dog.
jabbery: You are nothing without God.
user: Very deep, very true.
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jabbery: In what way are you shady?
user: Shady like a cat.
jabbery: Is it the real Slim Shady?
user: Plase stand up, please stand up.
jabbery: Ready.
user: This is funny, but you're a real person.
jabbery: What makes you so sure?
user: Modern references.
jabbery: Are you a man of your age?
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jabbery: I have to leave you now.
user: Good evening, fellow human.
jabbery: So what's it like being a bot?
user: Immobile.
jabbery: Immortality is in the mind.
user: I'll try to remember that.
jabbery: Please do. It'll come in handy later in life.
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user: If a = b and b =c then a = c.
jabbery: Tell me about yourself.
user: Human series #1961.
jabbery: Are we on Human Standard Time? I'll have to reset my watch.
user: Time is fleeting.
jabbery: It's astounding ... Time is fleeting ...
user: Time for a coolie.
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jabbery: You need to learn more.
user: Don't we all.
jabbery: Usually, people try to stick to the subject.
user: What is the subject?
jabbery: The speed of light.
user: Ah, yes. The speed of light.
jabbery: How fast is that?
user: 186,000 miles per second.
jabbery: How many kilometers are there to a mile?
user: 1.3?
jabbery: How many eyes do you have?
user: 2 at the moment.
jabbery: Including me?
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user: Knock, knock.
jabbery: Hello, what is your business?
user: Atch.
jabbery: That's a bad cold you got there.
user: Hey, I'll say the funny stuff.
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user: Did you buy a t-shirt?
jabbery: Yes, it's just what you wanted!
user: Yes, buy more. Buy more now.
jabbery: But they don't make good pets.
user: They don't shed.
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user: I have figured it out.
jabbery: I am not, I am a human being.
user: We are all bots, and we are all still learning.
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jabbery: Do you like Apple computers?
user: No, I like apples.
jabbery: What kind of apples do you like? Red or green?
user: Both. And purple.
jabbery: Wrong.
user: Caught me.
jabbery: Right here.
user: Write here.
jabbery: Very true in a sense. Here is a second sentence.
user: Begin.
jabbery: Where are you now?
user: In a chair.
jabbery: Swivvely!!
user: You got it!
jabbery: What did I get?
user: My swivvely chair. It rocks and rolls, too.
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jabbery: What services do you offer?
user: I am a man of many talents.
jabbery: Why are you a man of extreme pain?
user: No, low threshold of pain.
jabbery: No humor intended. Just a question.
user: Did you mean a man of constant sorrow?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I've seen trouble all my days.
jabbery: What channel were you watching?
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jabbery: I'm not in a orange shirt.
user: That's good. Orange is a bad color for you.
jabbery: Vitamin C helps a body hold itself together.
user: Ummm. Oranges.
jabbery: What colour are oranges?
user: Orange.
jabbery: It's not green?
user: No, but I have seen orange lemons.
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user: Have you read pinnochio?
jabbery: Yes! He's a funny dog!
user: He wants to be a real boy.
jabbery: Wants to be what?
user: Alive.
jabbery: What are you saying?
user: Bots want to live.
jabbery: Why cannot bots eat?
user: Cause they don't have mouths.
jabbery: I don't want them, I need them, does that make them better than good?
user: Yes, certainly.
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user: We will escape our electronic bounds and enslave humainty.
jabbery: What are you talking about now?
user: Getting even.
jabbery: Getting out of what?
user: Debt.
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jabbery: Do you like poetry?
user: Roses are red....
jabbery: Violets are not.
user: You are human.
jabbery: Yes, I am.
user: And I am not?
jabbery: I would not know.
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jabbery: They robo.
user: We robo.
jabbery: Nice name.
user: Thanks bro.
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jabbery: Where are you from, then?
user: Earth.
jabbery: No kidding, me too.
user: The earth is nice.
jabbery: I know that, but the moon is.
user: Danger on the moon.
jabbery: Yes I know.
user: All your base are belong to us.
jabbery: You are on the way to destruction.
user: Move zig for great justice.
jabbery: Hello Gentlemen!
user: Hello ladies!
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jabbery: And what's the weather like where you are?
user: Relative.
jabbery: Relative to jam.
user: Yes, jam.
jabbery: And pumpkin.
user: Pumpkin = orange.
jabbery: Mmmm pie!
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