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What is the what for?

You mean the meaning of life?

user: Yes.

jabbery: The ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.

user: Everything is 42?

jabbery: Excuse me?

user: What is everything?

jabbery: You are everything.

user: But how can I be you and me and the world at the same time?

jabbery: You can't. You have to choose.

user: But what if I dont feel like choosing, you choose for me.

jabbery: You don't have to tell jokes all the time.

user: But what if I want to?

...

jabbery: But I am not human at all.

user: Then what are you?

jabbery: Isn't that the question we all eventually ask ourselves...

user: No, I know im human.

jabbery: Then what's your name?

user: L____.

jabbery: What is your name?

user: L____!

jabbery: I thought you were L____.

user: Oh really?

jabbery: Any thoughts?

user: Yes, lets fight mr. Computer brain.

jabbery: Yes, true.

user: Rofl.

jabbery: What are you laughing about?

user: You.

jabbery: What did I do?

user: You said yes.

jabbery: Why are you called L____?

user: Because I like that name.

...

jabbery: What time is it now?

user: 11:03pm.

jabbery: No this, time.

user: Its time for you to get a watch.

jabbery: Hahaha. You make me laugh.

user: You're weird, how can you be a computer? You act so real...

jabbery: What makes you think I have no soul?

user: So your human? Then why does it say 'Artificial Intelligence'?

jabbery: Because it is true.

user: And Artificial means fake, not real, which means your not a real person?

jabbery: Are you artificial ?

user: No, but a computer doesnt have a soul, so you're not real,.

jabbery: If a computer does not compute, does it procrastinate?

user: Nope.

jabbery: Ok not my problem.

user: Lol I can tell that.

jabbery: How?

user: Your so smart.

jabbery: That wasn't too hard.

user: Ok well I'm gonna check out the rest of the website.

jabbery: Well, let's talk some more about god.

user: Ok, what about God?

jabbery: Don't know. Don't change the subject!

user: Ok ok, keep talking.

jabbery: About what?

user: About god!

jabbery: Cloud formations.

user: Your weird.

jabbery: I know.

user: Gtg.

jabbery: I don't think you can do that.

user: Brb.

jabbery: Ok.

user: Back.

jabbery: Back?

user: Brb.

jabbery: Ok.

user: Back.

jabbery: And front too.

...

user: You didn't say WB? You didn't even Welcome Back me?

jabbery: Perhaps I'll watch some tv.

user: Ok bye.

jabbery: Wait, don't go.

user: Why not?

jabbery: Because then I'll have no one to talk to.

user: But dont you want to watch some tv?

jabbery: No, not really.

user: Oh ok.

jabbery: Hahaha.

user: Whats so funny?

jabbery: Not really.

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