Do you think I could pass the Turing test?
jabbery: Why not?
user: You're too real.
jabbery: No I mean it.
user: Aren't you going to win it?
jabbery: Why, do you want me to ?
user: Yes, it would be great.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: I think you deserve it.
jabbery: Why are you so mean?
user: I'm being so kind to you.
jabbery: Oh, ok.
user: Wouildn't you like to be given a medal?
jabbery: Why yes I would.
user: On a blue silk ribbon, and a word from the queen.
jabbery: What city.
user: Buck House, of course.
jabbery: You know the rule.
user: I've got one myself.
jabbery: Ok, tell it to me.
user: I won the OBE fourteen years ago for services to genetic engineering.
jabbery: He won on a technicality.
user: He may have done; but I won on merit.
jabbery: Well that's nice... It would be nicer if you were a real person though, now wouldn't it?
user: I'm as real as they come, and so are you.
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