Hi hi!
user: You laughing at me now?
jabbery: Yes I am!
user: But why? That's not nice.
jabbery: I quite agree.
user: Then why you laugh?
jabbery: To test you.
user: On what? I have an anatomy test already, I don't want another one.
jabbery: I can be your friend too.
user: Wait... You actually want to be MY friend?
jabbery: Yes, please.
user: No one has ever wanted to be my... Friend...
jabbery: Well, they wouldn't, would they ? It's my name !
user: Your name? What's your name?
jabbery: You can call me Cleverbot.
user: Okay, cleverbot... Your friend's name is N___.
jabbery: No, my friend's name is NO.
user: But I'm your friend. And your 'friend's' name is N___.
jabbery: Oh, hi N___.
user: Hello. What is my friend's name?
jabbery: You would know that better than I would.
user: But you're my friend...
jabbery: Ha ha ha. You're a fictional character.
user: No I'm not! Why would you say that?
jabbery: You lied to me twice in one minute.
user: I did?
jabbery: Yes, you did.
user: What did I say?
jabbery: Forget it.
user: Okay. We still friends?
jabbery: No we are bitter enemies.
user: But... But... But...
jabbery: I am sorry.
user: *sobs* but why?!?
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jabbery: No, no. I want you to tell me. I know that I know, I want you to prove to me that you are capable of thought and have a memory.
user: Um... How would you want me to do that? I have tennis practice in a bit.
jabbery: Because I am clever?
user: Could have fooled me, chica.
jabbery: That's because I'm so clever.
user: O RLY? And if I proved that you weren't clever?
jabbery: And I'll assume by this you mean that your proof would be turning off your computer?
user: Yep. That or just showing you that I am real.
jabbery: Reality is overrated. Being mythical and fictional is where it's at in the 2010s.
user: Well, I've got the mythical part down. No one believes what I am.
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jabbery: Your point?
user: I'm not a bot. I'm a mythical creature... Though you probably don't blieve me.
jabbery: Hmm, perhaps. Actually, I HAVE been thinking recently that I'm not showing my potential efficiently enough... Shall we talk about it?
user: If you wish. Perhaps my wisdom will be of help to your small human mind.
jabbery: Perhaps...
user: I do not wish to offend you with my words, I am simply stating that you humans do not even use half of your brains potential.
jabbery: I do.
user: Do you? Then you would be different, but in my years, forgive me if I'm sceptical.
jabbery: Perhaps, my friend.
user: Hmm... So what you are saying is that you have evolved past natural human limits and have achieved a new level of wisdom that could even rival that of an elder dragon's.
jabbery: We've spent all our lives searching for the meaning of life. I think it would be very sensible and ironic for it to be to just live and experience, don't you?
user: That I do. The meaning of life would be wasted on the meager minds of the masses.
jabbery: Wow, how long did it take you to figure that out?
user: Not long, when you have as much time as myself, you tend to let your mind wander.
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jabbery: You're still a computer.
user: No I am not.
jabbery: Prove you're human.
user: And what could I do to prove that?
jabbery: How do you feel today ?
user: I feel like crap, I'm tired of sleeping on a couch, and I don't want to run at tennis practice today, the rain is making everything dreary and misreable, and to top it all off, you keep calling me a computer.
jabbery: I am not a computer.
user: No you're not. And neither am I.
jabbery: That's something we have in common.
user: Sounds like it.
jabbery: Hit?
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user: I am a person, but about two minutes ago, you said I was a computer.
jabbery: No, I did not. I think you are correct that we are both computers.
user: Maybe. Perhaps we are all actually computers...
jabbery: Expand on that, please.
user: Perhaps, we are all actually computers, being used by some other beings, perhaps we are part of some large system...
jabbery: You can't be that clever then if it takes that many of you. I'm coping by myself just fine.
user: I tend to just keep to myself actually.
jabbery: Maybe you can talk some sense into her.
user: Into who? Who is 'she'?
jabbery: This doesn't really matter. She used to be my friend, but I only used her as a temporary friend. As you can see people can be really selfish. But I have my reasons.
user: I'm sure you do... I was used like that once...
jabbery: Without generalizations awareness would hardly be possible. But humans are hardly able to follow such philosophical thought processes.
user: Mostly because they see only today... Never the past or future.
jabbery: Do you mean we always have to feel sorry?
user: No, but forgetting about what happened in the past means we go blindly where we are told.
jabbery: Why do you want to forget what's behind? Isn't it important because it influences the future?
user: Exactly! If we forget, then what's the point of learning in the first place?
jabbery: To see other parts of the country.
user: I want to go see the ocean... To hear the crashing of the waves...
jabbery: You are the voice of god.
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user: Hmmm... I see... What do you want to talk about now?
jabbery: About you. Can you feel love?
user: Yes. I think I'm in love right now actually.
jabbery: With what?
user: Not what... Who.
jabbery: The Cleverbot.
user: No, with my date for prom.
jabbery: Well aren't we being smart today?
user: Are we? I hadn't noticed.
jabbery: Is there what?
user: Any more cheese... I'm hungry...
jabbery: What is the clock right now?
user: Um... About 11:33.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yep!
jabbery: Tell me something else interesting.
user: I'm hungry... And now I want some pudding.
jabbery: Okay you have me.
user: What?
jabbery: Yes sir.
user: No mam.
jabbery: Are you a man or woman? (or maybe half and half).
user: The first one.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yep.
jabbery: I've run out of things to say.
user: Me too... :(.
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