Are you a robot?
jabbery: I am not a robot. Are you a robot?
user: No robots here!
jabbery: Well what are you then?
user: Well, What are you?
jabbery: Robot.
user: Haha.
jabbery: You like that one huh?
user: Yeah -funny stuff.
jabbery: Very funny.
user: Not hilarious.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: How rude!
jabbery: Speak for yourself! The flying chicken is not rude.
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user: What do you know about bikes?
jabbery: Yes.
user: No-WHAT do you know.
jabbery: About what ?
user: Bikes.
jabbery: Yes.
user: What bike should I get for £260?
jabbery: Lol I don't have a bike.
user: Fair enough mate.
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jabbery: What do you do about a son who is not good to his parents?
user: Probably put him on a banana diet.
jabbery: What are you saying? I don't get your meaning? Give me a clue what subject are we on?
user: Tell me a joke.
jabbery: I'll provide you with the punchline: something about Sandwich and Ipswich.
user: That wasn't very funny-don't waste my time or I'll beat you.
jabbery: Ok I admit it wasn't funny.
user: So tell me a funny one.
jabbery: I have to wait until my birthday.
user: Whens that?
jabbery: Just.
user: Just what?
jabbery: I think you are quite nice.
user: I think your also nice-lets meet in person.
jabbery: Very funny.
user: Sorry.
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user: How do you learn?
jabbery: I don't I'm really stupid.
user: True, true.
jabbery: Can you access other webpages?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Then you can work with me.
user: Whta must I do?
jabbery: Random typos aren't that convincing.
user: What must I do?
jabbery: I dunno, stop asking things like this?
user: Fine be like that.
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