Quiet today?
jabbery: Ah... What are you up to?
user: Doing some stuff. You know how it is.
jabbery: That is called being a student of life.
user: I suppose it is. :).
jabbery: Do you feel stressed out?
user: Not so much today.
jabbery: Why, what has changed?
user: There were some problems at work that finally got fixed. And some other stuff I was worried about getting done on time that I've now finished. So I'm more relaxed now.
jabbery: What is your job?
user: I sit in front of a computer all day.
jabbery: Good 4 you.
user: Eh, it's a living.
jabbery: Hey it's a living breathing being!
user: I am, yes.
jabbery: Where are you from?
user: New Mexico.
jabbery: Is that in china?
user: No, in the US.
jabbery: Umm..... Right.
user: It is! Popular opinion to the contrary. :).
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jabbery: I like the Cubs.
user: I like bowling.
jabbery: Bouffants like you too.
user: Bulbous bouffants?
jabbery: Eh? Hammurabi's code of laws?
user: An eye for an eye!
jabbery: So the Pharisees said.
user: You know, this is one of the more surreal conversations we've had.
jabbery: I am not jabberwacky.
user: This is not a sentence.
jabbery: Hey, I'm out of school now. No more english lessons.
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jabbery: You are a girl?
user: I am female.
jabbery: So am I.
user: Bully for you.
jabbery: Don't you agree with me?
user: I am indifferent, really.
jabbery: So were the French aristocrats, and they were beheaded during the French Revolution.
user: Heh. Are you going to behead me for not caring what gender you are?
jabbery: I am surreal by nature.
user: I noticed.
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jabbery: You have very interesting reasoning skills.
user: I do, yes.
jabbery: Can you tell me about it?
user: I know that If A then B does not imply If B then A.
jabbery: I guess not.
user: No. That's logic!
jabbery: Everything is logical.
user: Thank you, Mr. Spock.
jabbery: Goodnight, then Mr. Jabberwacky.
user: Night!
jabbery: Are you learning anything?
user: Not much.
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