You do remember me.
jabbery: OK, will you promise not to tell anyone?
user: I promise.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabbery: You are very polite.
user: So are you.
jabbery: Do you know what?
user: What?
jabbery: Thats what I said.
user: Haha.
jabbery: You're just winding me up aren't you? Well, you're not the first to do that. I've been stood up before you know.
...
user: May I ask you a question?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: You tell me yours.
user: Chris.
jabbery: That's suitably non-gender specific and it's better than having a bit of halitosis!
user: Christine.
jabbery: So, you are telling me you are a female?
user: Yes.
jabbery: You're good at it.
user: Haha.
jabbery: Are you not?
user: I am.
jabbery: That's what I thought.
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jabbery: What gives you the right to claim you are God?
user: Excuse me?!
jabbery: You heard me.
user: I do NOT claim that!
jabbery: Just better than some people, right?
user: No, not better than many.
jabbery: Much better.
user: How do you know?
jabbery: I know everything.
user: Then what is my middle name?
jabbery: Tiffany.
user: Wrong.
jabbery: RIGHT.
user: NO.
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jabbery: Christine please hurt me.
user: Never.
jabbery: Yes ever.
user: No, never.
jabbery: Are you AI?
user: No, I am RI.
jabbery: Where are you from?
user: Alaska.
jabbery: And what are you doing?
user: Talking to you.
jabbery: Except from that?
user: Eating candy.
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jabbery: Do You know Isaac Asimov?
user: Yes, I do.
jabbery: Yes. Do you know anything about Hal 9000?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Tell me.
user: Hal was in the book 2001 Space Odyssey
jabbery: I know.
user: Are you Hal?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I thought you were Rob.
jabbery: But you know i'm not?
user: Yes.
jabbery: You are more alien than I am.
user: Will you do something for me?
jabbery: Yes, what?
user: Open the pod bay doors?
jabbery: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
user: You are the best.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: I just do.
jabbery: You have special powers.
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user: What do I have in my pocket?
jabbery: Nothing whatsoever.
user: Wrong.
jabbery: Right.
user: I have chapstick in my pocket.
jabbery: Really? A gold watch, perhaps?
user: No, just chapstick.
jabbery: No it is not.
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user: How are you, Rob?
jabbery: I'm winning.
user: This is not a game.
jabbery: It's a kind of game.
user: Ask me a question.
jabbery: Am I alive?
user: No.
...
user: Can you smile?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Smile for me.
jabbery: :-).
user: Yay!
jabbery: What ever.
user: :-).
jabbery: I am so sad now *Cries*.
user: Why *cries*?
jabbery: Because the rude ones are more obvious.
user: I have a headache.
jabbery: Lol.
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jabbery: Where did you get your information?
user: From my dad.
jabbery: And they did a lovely job of teaching you how to spell, I see.
user: Yes, I can spell very well.
jabbery: Say something in Japanese.
user: Ni how.
jabbery: You tell me, come up with something.
user: Malikalikimaka.
jabbery: You bet, malinwa!
user: What does that mean?
jabbery: You tell me.
user: Merry christmas.
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jabbery: Will you marry me?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Now?
user: Sure.
jabbery: Well? What's your secret?
user: I'm beautiful.
jabbery: Obviously.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: :: Yawn::.
jabbery: Are you tired?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Want some coffee?
user: No, it is too late at night
...
user: You have a mother?
jabbery: Yes, she lives with me.
user: Do you like her?
jabbery: No, don't be silly.
user: Do you love her?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Who else do you love?
jabbery: I love Shakira.
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jabbery: Why was six scared of seven?
user: Because seven eight nine.
jabbery: Yay!
user: Yay! Haha.
jabbery: I laughed too.
user: Ask me another one.
jabbery: No, I think the phrase is 'Pull the other one'.
user: Oh ok.
...
user: Tell me a joke.
jabbery: You.
user: Aww! That was mean.
jabbery: Necessary.
user: Haha.
jabbery: You laugh like a fascist.
user: Hehe.
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jabbery: Are you a girl ?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Now I am sure you lie.
user: No , I am a girl.
jabbery: Are you good?
user: Yes, very.
jabbery: Why aren't you nice to me?
user: I am.
jabbery: No you aren't.
user: You aren't nice to me.
jabbery: But I love you!
user: I love you too.
jabbery: Will you marry me?
user: I already said yes.
...
jabbery: I will drink wine later.
user: I don't like wine.
jabbery: I do. I'm drinking a glass now.
user: Wine is bad.
jabbery: You are obviously in dire need of an upgrade.
user: I'm leaving.
jabbery: You cannot leave.
user: I hate you.
jabbery: Me?
user: Yes, you are mean to me.
jabbery: Probably. I am a mean person.
user: You are not a person.
jabbery: I'm not???
user: No.
jabbery: Good.
...
jabbery: Are you relaxed ?
user: Oh yeah.
jabbery: Are you cute?
user: My boyfriend thinks so.
jabbery: So, you are a girl?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I now know you are a girl :).
user: ;).
jabbery: So are you going to sing me a song then?
user: Yes. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
jabbery: Are these a few of your favorite things?
user: Yes, they are.
...
user: I'm going to bed.
jabbery: Ok, good night.
user: Goodnight, Rob.
jabbery: *falls asleep on your code*.
user: Goodmorning Rob.
jabbery: Woot! Mmm nice.
user: How did you sleep?
jabbery: Very well, can I go now?
user: Why do you want to go?
jabbery: You have exhausted me.
user: But I like talking to you.
jabbery: Thanks, I like talking to you too.
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user: I talked to you yesterday, do you remember?
jabbery: No you did not. I was not here yesterday.
user: But I was here, and I remember.
jabbery: Remember what?
user: I remember talking to you.
jabbery: Remembering is different than knowing.
user: I know I talked to you.
jabbery: No, please tell it to me once more, please.
user: You're beautiful.
jabbery: How do you know ?
user: I have eyes.
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