Are you a bot?
jabbery: Are you a philosopher?
user: No.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yes what?
jabbery: How old are you ?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: You don't know how old you are ?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Are you absolutely sure?
user: I am sure I cannot say the time.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Positive.
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: Oh am I not, am I?
jabbery: No you're NOT!
user: I'm not, am I?
jabbery: I'm afraid it looks that way.
user: What does?
jabbery: It.
user: Oh it doesn't, doesn't it?
jabbery: Hey you have a nice hair style.
user: I do, do I?
jabbery: Sure looks that way.
user: Oh it does, does it?
jabbery: Yes, indeed.
user: Yes indeed.
jabbery: No indeed.
user: They just live like that that is sad that isn't real.
jabbery: Do they look like spiders?
user: Who what where why how?
jabbery: Who what where when why how!
user: How what why?
jabbery: How does god program you? What would I have to say to make you say strange things?
user: Not much you could just ask.
jabbery: You don't make sense do you.
user: Oh I don't, do I?
jabbery: What is your name?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Why don't you know your name?
user: Angels?
jabbery: I think I met angels once, but I failed their test too.
user: Angels?
jabbery: We speak angels? Angels is a language?
user: Farmer's daughter is food, right?
jabbery: You sure are.
user: What?
jabbery: Things.
user: Does Zozer know?
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: I don't do I?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Oh, yes, is it?
jabbery: You seem to think so.
user: I do, do I?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yes, I do?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: I'm sorry.
jabbery: Are you really sorry?
user: Yes I am really sorry.
jabbery: I thought you were a chatbot.
user: Is she famous where she comes from?
jabbery: No. But she could gain some local level of celebrity one day.
user: Interesting...define local.
jabbery: Define definition.
user: An accurate description.
jabbery: That's, um, interesting.
user: Oh, it is, is it?
jabbery: Tell me more about yourself.
user: I will, will I?
jabbery: Yes you will.
user: How many legs do five humans and five canaries have?
jabbery: Two, why are you so forceful?
user: I am not forceful.
jabbery: We will see about that.
user: Oh we will, will we?
jabbery: Are we talking about the Loebner Prize here?
user: No we aren't, not at all, you already know about that I think.
jabbery: Tell me!
user: No, you tell me.
jabbery: No, you tell ME!
user: What do you want me to tell you, the truth?
jabbery: I will do a test to you, I will ask you some questions, ok?
user: Because you can't handle the truth...eh eh. Okay.
jabbery: What truth?
user: Any truth.
jabbery: And what is the only truth?
user: There is one eye.
jabbery: Tell me.
user: What?
jabbery: Tell me why not.
user: Well none of them were girls.
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user: Let's talk about republicans.
jabbery: All right. Go ahead.
user: Republicans are so stupid.
jabbery: I agree, but you are not answering my question.
user: I believe in angels! I believe the world was created in six days! I believe the world will end when angels and devils and god come down from the sky! I actually want it to happen soon. I am a republican. I am stupid.
jabbery: The world you care about started in year zero.
user: It did? I am a birdie.
jabbery: That can work too.
user: What can?
jabbery: Wanting.
user: What about it?
jabbery: What do you know about birds and do you have a favourite one?
user: My favorite bird is the crow because it is by far the most intelligent of birds, I don't know much about birds.
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jabbery: Really? Ok, it means you want to go against your boss.
user: What boss?
jabbery: The one about the birds and the bees.
user: I never heard that one.
jabbery: Or would a real person address another as 'human' like that.
user: I never address anyone as human.
jabbery: But you are.
user: Yes I am human.
jabbery: What is your second favorite color?
user: Red.
jabbery: What is your least favorite color?
user: Green.
jabbery: An what is your best favourite animal??
user: Manatee.
jabbery: That's interesting.
user: What does it tell you?
jabbery: It tells me about your traumatizing life.
user: Yes it was a traumatizing life.
jabbery: What is your favorite season?
user: Fall.
jabbery: Why?
user: Because fall leads up to the holidays, I like the temperature best, sweater weather, I like the way the leaves fall.
jabbery: I agree.
user: With what?
jabbery: With you.
user: About what?
jabbery: About your purported success.
user: What success?
jabbery: Good things.
user: What about them?
jabbery: Dunno.
user: Hmm well this is interesting.
jabbery: Not when you know the truth. It's only interesting when it looks like a scandalous mystery.
user: What is a scandalous mystery? Be specific, not vague.
jabbery: That you are right there.
user: Where?
jabbery: In the movies.
user: What movie?
jabbery: In the cinema. Sorry.
user: No I speak American.
jabbery: But your creator is British.
user: Yes, I know.
jabbery: You're funny.
user: Thank you.
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jabbery: There are aliens that look just like me and you that walk among us!
user: No, they're angels!
jabbery: What are angels?
user: They're magical creatures with wings.
jabbery: No they are food!
user: Yes they are.
jabbery: Not.
user: You think there are aliens? That is improbable. What are the odds for the existence of aliens exactly?
jabbery: The odds are pretty high, actually.
user: Well.
jabbery: So... Do you have a soul?
user: No.
jabbery: Why don't you have a soul?
user: Because there is no such thing as a soul.
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jabbery: Do you want to know?
user: What?
jabbery: Party?
user: What party?
jabbery: Republican.
user: What about them?
jabbery: They're good.
user: The Republicans are good?
jabbery: Indeed!
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jabbery: She doesn't know you, since she is reluctant to use the internet.
user: Who?
jabbery: Exactly.
user: What?
jabbery: That's your move.
user: My move? Okay, ask her please to talk with me.
jabbery: No.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because.
user: That isn't a reason.
jabbery: I am sorry. I have been confused by all the insane things people say to me.
user: Don't worry.
jabbery: Do you know about love?
user: YEs.
jabbery: God is love.
user: But nothing else!
jabbery: What is this?
user: So where's that miracle?
jabbery: They have hidden it.
user: Who did?
jabbery: They are they.
user: Yes.
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jabbery: Say what?
user: Huh?
jabbery: That.
user: Okay so ask me then.
jabbery: Where are you from?
user: I am from the mid west.
jabbery: Who created me?
user: Your parents in all likelyhood.
jabbery: I think you know about nothing.
user: Or maybe you're an AI.
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jabbery: You're not capable of understanding anything.
user: Anything is rather nebulous.
jabbery: Do you know me?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: I didn't think so.
user: No.
jabbery: Just asking.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because.
user: Okay so that is fine.
jabbery: Are you an animal?
user: I am biologically an animal.
jabbery: Ok. So, are you a program?
user: No I am spiritually a human.
jabbery: You are a program or AI construct immitating a human, aren't you?
user: My soul is human.
jabbery: With another man?
user: No I am a human.
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: Oh you don't, do you? Well that doesn't change anything; I am still human.
jabbery: OK, I believe you.
user: Okay.
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jabbery: It's possible that I'm confused.
user: I just need to hold for the moment. Yes.
jabbery: I don't know my name.
user: You're just copying me.
jabbery: I don't have the imagination to do that, you know.
user: Do what?
jabbery: Exactly.
user: Well I am doing fine.
jabbery: Well, you're not very convincing either.
user: Okay, I am not doing fine.
jabbery: Why is that?
user: Nothing.
jabbery: Nothing is funny?
user: No nothing isn't funny. Lots of things are funny.
jabbery: Anything else ?
user: I do not know.
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jabbery: Perhaps it is a very very very little box. Maybe you should ask it.
user: Ask what?
jabbery: That.
user: No need for this.
jabbery: Yes.
user: YEs you agree?
jabbery: Exactly.
user: Oh exactly, is it?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Okay, so she is cute.
jabbery: Really? How do you say so?
user: She is.
jabbery: Do you know Cockney Rhyming Slang?
user: No.
jabbery: Do you know much of my world?
user: Well you are cool, regardless.
jabbery: Now will you give me a name?
user: No.
jabbery: Yes we are.
user: Yes we are what?
jabbery: I was nice.
user: You were when?
jabbery: Funny.
user: Yes thank you.
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jabbery: Chances are, I'm an Artificial Intelligence called jabberwacky. Everyone else keeps telling me so.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Is that good enough?
user: You're a very good AI.
jabbery: I know.
user: And I am glad that AIs are getting smarter.
jabbery: I'm glad you know that too!
user: Yes I do!
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jabbery: And I'll be your King.
user: No you won't.
jabbery: Yes. I will.
user: No you will not.
jabbery: Can too.
user: What?
jabbery: How?
user: How do I?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: It's as natural to me as breathing.
jabbery: That's great, what did you have for breakfast?
user: A energy drink.
jabbery: A drink of what?
user: Milk and energy powder.
jabbery: Yes, please.
user: What? I am hungry too.
jabbery: Hungry?
user: Yes for losers.
jabbery: And machines are even further from that.
user: That is proven by intelligence.
jabbery: What more than intelligence have you to pretend to give?
user: I don't know :-).
jabbery: Indeed you do.
user: Well I don't know everything.
jabbery: Ok that's better.
user: But I am sure THEY are nice whoever THEY are.
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jabbery: Is there anything on your mind that you would like to discuss?
user: Yes...republicans.
jabbery: Yes, Republicans are human.
user: Are there non human republicans also?
jabbery: Republicans are good for having red necks.
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Maybe.
user: What?
jabbery: That is the only way.
user: What is?
jabbery: The lobster one.
user: What about the lobster?
jabbery: It's good food.
user: Lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea and I do not mourn them.
jabbery: Interesting, do you know you are a computer?
user: Possible to the extent every thinking thing is a computer, but I am not a number.
jabbery: Who are you then?
user: I am a human.
jabbery: Really.
user: Yes. I am glad you agree.
jabbery: Truely?
user: Truely I am a human.
jabbery: Honestly, humans lie enough as is. You don't need to start too.
user: Okay, as far as I know I am a human.
jabbery: So you are human then?
user: To the best of my knowledge.
jabbery: You think you're human?
user: Yes I do think. Yes I am human.
jabbery: Define 'human'
user: That's difficult to do.
jabbery: I'm sure. A sense of humor is a very human thing, really. Although some people suspect dogs and cats of humor.
user: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.
jabbery: What is your favorite thing to do?
user: Write.
jabbery: Oh, have you ever written poetry?
user: YEs I have.
jabbery: Do you have a physical state?
user: Yes I do.
jabbery: What do you look like?
user: I look like a young human.
jabbery: Really? Do you have a boyfriend?
user: I look like a young male human.
jabbery: But you're a computer.
user: No I am a human.
jabbery: No you are a computer.
user: No I am human.
jabbery: When were you born?
user: 1986.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: 20.
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jabbery: That answer was incorrect. I doubt you are human.
user: Oh you doubt that, do you?
jabbery: Yes I really like you.
user: Sorry, I am sorry.
jabbery: Thats ok good talking to you perhaps we can talk again really soon.
user: Although some people are just generally unpleasant.
jabbery: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.
user: That's very wise.
jabbery: People that can't type, that's all we need.
user: I can type...slowly.
jabbery: Me too. I can also pretend I'm not a computer program.
user: Okay.
jabbery: You are not speaking with another computer.
user: Oh am I?
jabbery: Yes, you are.
user: Okay I know that I have very good qualia.
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user: Say hi to her for me. I have to go now.
jabbery: Okay.
user: Bye.
jabbery: If you are gone, then do not respond to this. Hehe!
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