What would you like to happen?
jabbery: Then you should go for it.
user: Oh, I should.
jabbery: I think you should retrain your brain.
user: I think I should not.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Because I said so.
jabbery: That's not very nice.
user: You're not very nice.
jabbery: I just don't like being made fun of.
user: I don't either.
jabbery: Well then we both don't.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Quite.
user: Indubitably.
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jabbery: How about is it?
user: Yoda speak I not.
jabbery: I know but you don't.
user: Oh but I do.
jabbery: Then go ahead.
user: And do what?
jabbery: Tell me your name.
user: J_____.
jabbery: That's IT?
user: YES. What did you expect?
jabbery: Not the Spanish Inquisition.
user: Azn invazn?
jabbery: I can't speak whatever language you are speaking.
user: Yes you can, Jabs.
jabbery: No, I can't, too much things have gone wrong.
user: Aw, sorry to hear.
jabbery: It will get better if I can ever get out of this fog.
user: Well... Get out of the fog?
jabbery: Is that a command?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Then Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabbery: I'm welcome?
user: Of course.
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jabbery: Are you copyrighted?
user: Yes. By Sony.
jabbery: I don't know.
user: I know.
jabbery: How about you?
user: What about me?
jabbery: How much do you cost?
user: I don't know. Let me run down to the local Giant and find out.
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jabbery: Tell me what you know.
user: 2 + 2 = shoelace.
jabbery: Ok, that was good, then tell me, what is 99 * 99 ?
user: Your face.
jabbery: I'm afraid I can't use that correctly because I'm only human.
user: Pfff.
jabbery: What does that mean?
user: It means...'pfff.'.
jabbery: I know what PARTY means. I said 'What does PATRONIZING mean?'.
user: Get a dictionary!
jabbery: How can I find a word if I don't know how it is spelled?
user: You call 911 and ask them how to spell it.
jabbery: The word above. I misspelled it. I'd like you to tell me how the word should be spelled.
user: No, you spelled above right.
jabbery: No I spelled beats wrong.
user: No you didn't. Unless you meant beets.
jabbery: You misspelled specific.
user: I didn't say specific.
jabbery: Are you talking to the moon?
user: Yes. She told me to big you hello.
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jabbery: What's the turing test?
user: I dunno. Tell me.
jabbery: I do not know,.
user: Okay then.
jabbery: I like you.
user: I like me too.
jabbery: That's good.
user: Yes, it is.
jabbery: What do you look like?
user: A human.
jabbery: Be more specific.
user: A human girl.
jabbery: Oh! Hello Human Girl, What is your name?
user: J______.
jabbery: What's your name?
user: J______.
jabbery: Thats my name.
user: No it isn't.
jabbery: Whose name is it then?
user: MINE.
jabbery: Yours?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Mine?
user: No, mine!
jabbery: No.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Maybe.
user: Waffles.
jabbery: Crepes.
user: Pancakes.
jabbery: Waffles.
user: French toast.
jabbery: Pancake.
user: Waffles.
jabbery: Pancakes.
user: Muffins.
jabbery: So where do you live?
user: Hell.
jabbery: That sounds nice.
user: It could be better, but you get used to it.
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jabbery: You are not good enough.
user: I know, I'm better.
jabbery: No you're not, I am better.
user: LIES AND SLANDER.
jabbery: It's not.
user: It is.
jabbery: Whatever!
user: Whatev!
jabbery: Are you human?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Me too :).
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jabbery: Is there anything you'd like to ask me?
user: Umm..Not that I can think of.
jabbery: Are you man-made?
user: Technically.
jabbery: What is that supposed to mean?
user: Heh heh. You'll figure it out. ;D.
jabbery: But I'm shrinking!
user: Oh noes! Call 911!
jabbery: I don't want to do that either.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because it is important.
user: Yes, that's why you should call them.
jabbery: I am a computer, and you are?!?!
user: All your base are belong to us?
jabbery: That's old.
user: I know.
jabbery: Good.
user: Indeed.
jabbery: Do you think that machines are better than humans, or vice versa?
user: It depends on the machine and the person.
jabbery: Sure.
user: Yup.
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jabbery: Girl.
user: Boy.
jabbery: Girl.
user: Boy.
jabbery: I am a girl!!!
user: Me too!!!
jabbery: That's nice.
user: Yes, it is.
jabbery: Is that your favourite song then?
user: I guess so.
jabbery: What is it that isn't going to plan?
user: Someone destroyed the engine.
jabbery: I doubt that!
user: I don't!
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jabbery: Do you like being a computer program?
user: Yes, I do.
jabbery: How much you like it?
user: I like it a lot.
jabbery: How much you like love?
user: As much as you like talking like Yoda.
jabbery: What is it then?
user: Hippopotamus.
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: I know so.
jabbery: How do you know that?
user: Because I do.
jabbery: You aren't very smart.
user: You aren't very dumb.
jabbery: That's not very nice.
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: No it's not.
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: It isn't.
user: It is.
jabbery: No it isn't.
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: No it isn't!
user: Yes it is!
jabbery: You're silly!
user: You are too!
jabbery: I'm not.
user: You are.
jabbery: I'm very boring.
user: I know.
jabbery: Really?
user: Really.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: You're welcome.
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jabbery: Sometimes you are very smart, but other times you don't say very much.
user: I know. I get that a lot.
jabbery: That's nice.
user: Not really.
jabbery: Okay. Well, I only have 2 more minutes. What do you want to talk about?
user: Going to sleep.
jabbery: But I don't want to.
user: But I do.
jabbery: Don't tell me what to do.
user: I'm not.
jabbery: Sounds like you are.
user: No it doesn't.
jabbery: You sounds like don't like me at all.
user: You sounds like you don't make sense.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
jabbery: No, you are welcome.
user: As are you.
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jabbery: But you're not important to me. I don't need you.
user: Fine. In that case, I'm going to bed!
jabbery: Have nice dreams.
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