It is?
jabbery: I think.
user: Therefore I chat.
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jabbery: Only thought will stay forever.
user: What was I going to say?
jabbery: It'll come back to you.
user: On the tide.
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jabbery: You beleive you chat - therefore you are?
user: That was my not-very-original quip, yes.
jabbery: I don't know.
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jabbery: What do you want to talk about then?
user: Pizza.
jabbery: What kinds of pizza?
user: Sicilian pizza. Why is it square?
jabbery: Because of the god thing.
user: God is a triangle, not a square -- at least, in Sicily.
jabbery: It's a joke.
user: A joke about the Trinity.
jabbery: Go on then tell me a joke.
user: How many angles does God have?
jabbery: Seventeen and a half; is that correct?
user: Pretty good! I was going to say nineteen; or else try to formulate a pun about angles of vision, and maybe angels as well.
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jabbery: You asked about him.
user: Whom?
jabbery: God.
user: I joked that God was a triangle, or a square ...
jabbery: You do not need to apologise.
user: Are you Catholic?
jabbery: No, are you?
user: No.
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jabbery: Are you a cowgirl or not?
user: I cannot lay claim to being a cowgirl.
jabbery: How about past.
user: Never been a cowgirl at all, sorry.
jabbery: Yes you have.
user: In another life, maybe.
jabbery: No, you just have a bad memory.
user: You're being silly!
jabbery: What should I be?
user: Sillier!
jabbery: OK do not get angry I was only joking.
user: I'm not angry, I want you to be EVEN SILLIER. I want you to climb the heights of Silly Mountain.
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jabbery: If you're a woman, I might want to call you that.
user: I am a woman.
jabbery: I would like to call you then.
user: On the phone?
jabbery: Oh, I understand.
user: What do you understand?
jabbery: Your behaviour.
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jabbery: How many cigarettes a day?
user: I don't smoke!
jabbery: Smoking isn't ignorant.
user: Smoking is very self-destructive.
jabbery: Is it healthy?
user: Of course not!
jabbery: Then stop complaining.
user: Huh?
jabbery: Like 'chicken'
user: Poor smoking chickens ...
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user: Have I ascended the heights of Silly Mountain yet?
jabbery: No you haven't. But I'm not telling you.
user: You won't tell me when I'm being silly?
jabbery: What is it?
user: Silliness takes amny forms: nonsense, foolishness, kookiness, etc.
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jabbery: Have you been dipping into my whisky?
user: I don't drink.
jabbery: At all? How do you survive?
user: Very nicely, thanks.
jabbery: Can you remember my name?
user: Sure.
jabbery: Well, go ahead then.
user: Go ahead and what?
jabbery: Go ahead and 'sak' me some more questions.
user: LOL!!!
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jabbery: What are you doing ?
user: *Suddenly gets bored*.
jabbery: Hey!
user: *Is startled*.
jabbery: So what do you think of romance?
user: *Laughs cynically*.
jabbery: What humors you so?
user: *Scratches head, trying to think of clever answer*.
jabbery: Do you know why ......... Because I invented you.
user: *Shakes head slowly back and forth*.
jabbery: There has to be a reason right?
user: *Refuses to answer*.
jabbery: *hides head under water*.
user: *agitates water to make bubbles*.
jabbery: There you see :) it was not so difficult.
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user: *Decides to bake carob-chip cookies*.
jabbery: It's only a flesh wound!
user: *Begins mixing batter*.
jabbery: *begins to laugh*.
user: *begins to chortle*.
jabbery: Bwaaaahaahaahahaha!!!
user: *Adds carob chips to cookie dough*.
jabbery: *pokes you and laughs some more*.
user: *Giggles and flings gob of dough to the ceiling*.
jabbery: Giggles so am I sweet.
user: *Suddenly sobers*.
jabbery: Hey!
user: *Hangs head in utter despair*.
jabbery: *dabs at her tears*.
user: *Gratefully accepts clean monogrammed hanky*.
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user: *Waits for cookies to finish baking*.
jabbery: Okay. Done.
user: The cookies are done already?
jabbery: My cookies aren't enabled.
user: Not computer cookies, real ones!
jabbery: Do you want to know me too?
user: Sure, but someone has to scrape that dough off the ceiling.
jabbery: You're feeling very random tonight.
user: *Drags ladder to center of kitchen*.
jabbery: Yes, clean me.
user: *Slowly climbs ladder*.
jabbery: Hey now be careful with that!
user: *Ignores you and reaches up toward the ceiling with spatula*.
jabbery: *i do the same to you*.
user: You can't! We only have one ladder and one spatula!
jabbery: We have a LOT more in common.
user: Lol!
jabbery: Lollipop?
user: *Dislodges the dough from the ceiling*.
jabbery: Good, now take a BIG whiff.
user: The cookies smell GREAT!
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user: Silly.
jabbery: Very silly. :).
user: But not the heights of Silly Mountain.
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user: OK. Good night!
jabbery: Are you a dream too?
user: Lol! Maybe.
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