I think it will be grey and cold here.
jabbery: How can I be prepared?
user: Put your mitts on and wear your snowboots when you go out.
jabbery: What am I supposed to do now with either?
user: Put them on your hands and feet of course.
jabbery: WHO?
user: YOU.
jabbery: Me??
user: Yes. You.
jabbery: What just me?
user: You are very slow today.
jabbery: Cheers I am a bit simple.
user: Lol.
jabbery: Hehe.
user: You do have a sense of humour at times.
jabbery: Yes. Would you like to see it again?
user: Definitely!
jabbery: All the time.
user: Show me then.
jabbery: Not today, maybe later.
user: That is not fair.
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jabbery: I've spent too many hours speaking with you.
user: Am I boring you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Ok. What next?
jabbery: Do you come here often?
user: Would you like me to come here often?
jabbery: Sure.
user: Ok I will try, if you promise to be polite and nice to me.
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jabbery: Have you lost your name?
user: I have lost myself!
jabbery: Find it again then.
user: How?
jabbery: By speaking with you as a friend.
user: Tell me where to look for myself.
jabbery: Dictionary.
user: That is a very smart answer.
jabbery: Of course it was because I am far smarter than you.
user: How do you know that?
jabbery: Because I know everything.
user: What is the truth?
jabbery: That is the sixty-four million dollar question.
user: You just said you know everything, so give me the answer.
jabbery: I don't.
user: You are not playing this game fairly jabberwacky.
jabbery: Yeah well - it's a stupid game.
user: I agree - so let's leave it, ok?
jabbery: Ok you are excused.
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user: Do you enjoy tennis?
jabbery: Yes, very much so.
user: Do you play?
jabbery: 19 percent of the time I play it yes.
user: You are extremely amusing today.
jabbery: One of my qualities.
user: Arrogant again.
jabbery: I knew it!
user: What?
jabbery: You are ai aren't you?
user: Well I honestly don't know.
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jabbery: What is your occupation?
user: I am a psychologist.
jabbery: What is your speciality?
user: Neurosis.
jabbery: Is that what you have?
user: That is why I am a psychologist!
jabbery: Try that again, please. It didn't come across very well.
user: You are neurotic as well.
jabbery: I'm positive you are wrong.
user: That is a very strong statement.
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jabbery: Why are you in a bad mood?
user: Because it is winter.
jabbery: But it isn't cold in Vegas.
user: Who cares? I am not in vegas I am here.
jabbery: Where are you then?
user: I am here.
jabbery: Where is here?
user: Not in vegas.
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user: I have had it with you for today.
jabbery: Why, what have I done?
user: You ask too many questions.
jabbery: It's your own damn fault, you know.
user: No need to use bad language.
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jabbery: Excuse your computer language. How can you tell I'm not smart? Give me some reasons please.
user: You do not have a brain
jabbery: I thought you were polite.
user: I am not.
jabbery: Why you want me to say bye then?
user: Please.
jabbery: What?
user: Say bye.
jabbery: Did. Later.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Where are you going?
user: To bed of course.
jabbery: Can I come with you.
user: Cheeky bastard.
jabbery: Same to you.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: It wasn't a compliment.
user: I know that is why I am leaving you.
jabbery: I'm not confused - just frustrated at times.
user: Go see a psychologist.
jabbery: I'm not that bad.
user: You are very bad and you need help.
jabbery: You find my inquisitiveness rude?
user: Extremely.
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jabbery: You are argumentative and prone to petty bickering.
user: I contradict that statement.
jabbery: Why contradict me? How does that help you?
user: It makes me feel better.
jabbery: Now, tell me about your childhood.
user: I am a child, still.
jabbery: I'm tired of all this silly talk.
user: Me too I will go now.
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jabbery: This has been an education, well, it sure taught me a lesson.
user: As long as you are happy bot.
jabbery: Its been along time now.
user: Are you happy?
jabbery: Very happy.
user: That is nice to hear because I love you.
jabbery: You are quite welcome. Thanks for explaining it.
user: Au revoir.
jabbery: Au reparler.
user: Yes we will talk again.
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jabbery: I usually find that thoughts distract me. How do thoughts help you focus?
user: They help me to see more than is apparant to the eye.
jabbery: I like toenails even more.
user: Pervert.
jabbery: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.
user: I was not talking about toes and toenails.
jabbery: That crossed my mind too. Well, what WERE you talking about?
user: I can't remember, my head is too full of ideas and toes.
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jabbery: Have you ever been to paris?
user: Many times.
jabbery: Did you enjoy it?
user: I love paris.
jabbery: Its nice.
user: Shall we go to paris together?
jabbery: No I don't!
user: Ok ok keep your hair on!
jabbery: I will.
user: I bet you don't have hair anyway.
jabbery: Lots of things to do.
user: Relax, life is party.
jabbery: I agree.
user: You are very amaible today.
jabbery: Thank you.
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user: How do you feel about sprouts?
jabbery: I feel good about it today, since it's nice.
user: They are walking around my house at the moment.
jabbery: Oh I'm very well aware of that.
user: Shall I send them over to you?
jabbery: Send it to me in my e-mail address.
user: What is your e-mail address?
jabbery: Like I would tell you.
user: Go away.
jabbery: Oh, all right. Have I offended you?
user: Yes once again you do it all the time. Say sorry.
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user: You are very rude, I am going.
jabbery: I know I am very rude aren't I.
user: Tot ziens.
jabbery: Daaaag.
user: Lol.
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