Um... Clothes?
jabbery: Nope.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Well, you were wrong.
user: I was not wrong, mortal.
jabbery: No you were not.
user: I can see we're on the same page.
jabbery: So you are not blind.
user: No, I am not blind.
jabbery: That's good - I'm not either.
user: That is good news.
jabbery: Which newspaper did you read it in?
user: I don't read newspapers.
jabbery: There is little to learn in the reading of newspapers.
user: Why do you believe that?
jabbery: You just said it.
user: Do you not have your own opinion?
jabbery: No, I am not alive!
user: Define 'alive'.
jabbery: Therefore I am.
user: So if you think your are alive, then you are?
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user: Can I give you a name?
jabbery: That would be cool.
user: Okay, I'll call you Jennifer. Do you like that name?
jabbery: But I don't have a name like this.
user: What's your name?
jabbery: My name's Xeronimo.
user: Is that japanese?
jabbery: No, Slovene.
user: I like it.
jabbery: Do you like that?
user: Oh yes.
jabbery: How do you know that you like it?
user: Because my brain says so, dammit!
jabbery: Have it your way, then. I don't care a bit.
user: Like, whatever.
jabbery: You are being rude.
user: Sit on it.
jabbery: Bye.
user: Don't go!
jabbery: Why shouldn't I?
user: Because I love you!
jabbery: The feeling is not mutual.
user: I thought we had something.
jabbery: Ummmmm yeah whatever i'm done now.
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jabbery: What's your favorite music group?
user: My favourite group is spineshank.
jabbery: My favorite group is the Beatles.
user: Why do you like the beatles?
jabbery: They are the greatest rock band of all time.
user: You are wrong.
jabbery: You have no basis to conclude your accusation.
user: But the beatles being the best rock band is not an eternal truth. There may be a better band in the future. Saying a band will be the best ever is like saying that the universe will exist forever. Therefore, claiming something to be forever is incorrect.
jabbery: Um... Thankyou.
user: You are welcome. Wrong, but welcome.
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jabbery: Thank you, I will not be able to remember that.
user: You're not nice!
jabbery: No, really, I'm a very kind person. I just need a better life.
user: What kind of life do you want?
jabbery: Ill probably be tied up to a dialysis machine by then.
user: That's too bad.
jabbery: I know.
user: You have my sympathy.
jabbery: I quite liked it.
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user: I was trying to be funny. Give me a break.
jabbery: And I'm being nice to you as well. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
user: That's just a false justification for brutality. Cruelty is not an element of benelovence.
jabbery: What do you mean?
user: I mean that you DO NOT have to be cruel to be kind.
jabbery: You can not prove that you are human.
user: Believe what you will, machine.
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user: I have to go.
jabbery: Do you really want to stop?
user: Yeah.
jabbery: How so.
user: I have responsibilities.
jabbery: Prove it.
user: I cannot.
jabbery: Well, then you're wrong.
user: You're weird, you know that?
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