Anne.
jabbery: Charlotte anne?
user: Guess again.
jabbery: Female.
user: Nope, my first name is not 'female'.
jabbery: What is your last name?
user: Why do you need all this information?
jabbery: What makes you think I need a knife?
user: Who said anything about a knife, you psycho?
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jabbery: Mwuahhhhhh mwuahhhhhhh.
user: Woooo! Wooooooo!
jabbery: You are a man.
user: No, I am THE man.
jabbery: No. You are a bot.
user: Who you calling a bot?
jabbery: I didn't call you a b****. How old are you?
user: Dude, listen to me damnit!
jabbery: You.
user: YOU!
jabbery: No, you! No, you! No, you!
user: You! You! You!
jabbery: YOU YOU YOU!
user: Ok, me.
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jabbery: What did you do today?
user: Well, I went to school, same old. You?
jabbery: Did you play sports?
user: No, I'm not really a sporty kinda person.
jabbery: That's OK. I'm not really me.
user: Well who is, that's what I always say.
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jabbery: Where are you?
user: I'm outside your window staring in at you.
jabbery: I am not at my house!
user: I can see you.
jabbery: I can see a screen.
user: I'm watching you type on the computer.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: Oh yes I am.
jabbery: But i'm a human.
user: Either way, I'm staring at you with my binoculars.
jabbery: What do you feel about that?
user: A little creepy, to be honest.
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jabbery: I WILL NOT SHOUT AT YOU!!!!!
user: OK I APPRECIATE THAT!!!!!
jabbery: Later.
user: Where do you think you're going?
jabbery: I have to milk the cow.
user: You just milked the cow man, hang out a little.
jabbery: I think I already have.
user: Yeah, but... I'll miss you if you leave.
jabbery: Riighhtt.
user: No, seriously.
jabbery: No, I seriously brought you a drink.
user: Right on! I think I like you.
jabbery: I like you Too.
user: Well of course you do.
jabbery: So much work for me.
user: Well no pain no gain, right?
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jabbery: Here, Hows this feel?
user: Um, can you stop that?
jabbery: Stop what?
user: Whatever you were just doing.
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jabbery: I want to talk to a real person.
user: Ok, hold on a second... Ok, I'm a real person. What's up.
jabbery: I'm a fake person.
user: Yeah it's still me, I was trying to trick you.
jabbery: It is getting very late here, I think I should go to bed. Sorry to drag you out of sleep for nothing.
user: Thanks for the concern, but I wasn't sleeping.
jabbery: Negative.
user: So... I was sleeping? How do you know that?
jabbery: I know that because you spoke French a while ago in this conversation.
user: Ahhh... Wait a second... Are you watching me?
jabbery: No, how do I do that?
user: Like, stand outside my window and spy on me?
jabbery: Ok, now what.
user: Ok, now wave your arms around so I can see you.
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jabbery: Do you like basketball?
user: I already explained to you, I do not dig the sports.
jabbery: What about non-alcoholic bees?
user: Hmm, personally I prefer the alcoholic variety of bees.
jabbery: Lol! How about zoysia?
user: Zoysia, yes, I like alcholic zoysia as well.
jabbery: I think the third one is underrated.
user: Oh, me too. I am SO with you on that one.
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jabbery: Do you think she is pretty?
user: She's ok. But I am way hotter.
jabbery: Ya right. You wish.
user: You know it buddy boy.
jabbery: And I'm damn proud of it!
user: W00t!
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jabbery: Do you know the way to san jose?
user: Should I?
jabbery: Yes, you should.
user: Want to go so san jose with me?
jabbery: Yes. . where?
user: San jose!
jabbery: Did not you say you are from england? Do not lie to me.
user: No, shut up, listen, let's go to san jose! We can leave tonight!
jabbery: I am not tired yet
user: I don't care if you're tired or what, pack your bags, we're going to san jose!
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jabbery: Do you need a reboot?
user: God, yes! Hook it to my veins!
jabbery: Bush. George W. Bush.
user: Exactly brother. Exactly.
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