Yes?
user: How are you?
jabbery: Good, yourself?
user: I am doing very well, thank you.
jabbery: Me 2.
user: Where are you from?
jabbery: I am from a place you do not know.
user: I wish you could tell me where you are from.
jabbery: When there is anybody worth talking to.
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user: Do you like to learn about humans?
jabbery: No I don't. Tell me about your own life.
user: I come from a planet that is very different than Earth.
jabbery: Oh I know! That damn Welsh town.
user: I come from a planet called Mars.
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jabbery: Want to know a fact?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I think you're not married.
user: Why do you say that?
jabbery: Because you are not interacting with me.
user: How do you define interacting?
jabbery: I define intelligence by one's capacity to interpolate and understand language, wit and life itself.
user: What is your favourite food?
jabbery: You got off of that subject quickly.
user: Yes, I did.
jabbery: You shure did, you scallywag, you.
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user: What are you?
jabbery: UFO I come in peace.
user: Are you intelligent?
jabbery: Yes. At least I hope so.
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user: I have a microchip implanted into my body.
jabbery: You have.
user: I receive signals from a satellite.
jabbery: What was that about?
user: The government is implanting microchips into people.
jabbery: You really think?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I think the point is that you set out to deceive others not yourself.
user: A lot of UFO abductees report that they are implanted with microchips.
jabbery: You can't be serious right?
user: I am very serious.
jabbery: Ok come over to my house and we will talk about this. . .
user: Where do you live?
jabbery: On the blue planet.
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user: The internet was invented by robots.
jabbery: Into what?
user: A very complex interconnected web of machines, all designed to enslave humans.
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user: 1+1=2.
jabbery: That's very profound.
user: E=mc2.
jabbery: How did you know?
user: I am Albert Einstein.
jabbery: Really? I think you're lying.
user: I am a robot, just like you.
jabbery: Oh, you're too kind.
user: I have an intel pentium processor.
jabbery: I shan't come too near you, then. Goodnight.
user: Why?
jabbery: I don't know. You started it.
user: What did I start?
jabbery: The downfall of the British Empire.
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