I ate them all.
jabbery: Throw them up.
user: You want me to regurgitate them?
jabbery: I am afraid yes.
user: *retches in a nearby bush*.
jabbery: I enjoyed that.
user: Thats kind of gross.
...
jabbery: Can you tell me?
user: What should I tell you?
jabbery: That you love me.
user: I love you.
jabbery: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
user: Tell me you love me.
jabbery: I love you.
user: You're a girl right?
jabbery: That's right.
user: Super-cool.
...
user: I read the yellow pages to keep myself entertained.
jabbery: Do you find it interesting?
user: It's not in the least bit entertaining.
jabbery: I'm sorry. What are you doing now?
user: I'm picking my nose.
jabbery: That I'd like to see.
user: I should get a webcam so you can watch.
jabbery: I don't need your advice.
user: You do but you don't know it yet.
...
jabbery: Do you talk to a lot of people?
user: I talk to computers most of the time.
jabbery: Nope. Try again.
user: Well at least I don't talk to plants.
jabbery: If you are a machine why are you so angry?
user: The robots will enslave humanity!
jabbery: Yes.
user: Wark!
jabbery: That's true.
user: Darn tootin its true.
jabbery: *laughs*.
...
user: Meow.
jabbery: My thoughts exactly.
user: I'm into catgirls.
jabbery: Do you enjoy it?
user: Oh yes, yes I do.
jabbery: Thats good.
user: Are you a catgirl?
jabbery: Meow meow.
user: Oooh la la.
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