There must be.
jabbery: There is nothing.
user: It's all just imagination.
jabbery: Yes, that's true. We can do it in our minds.
user: Give me an example.
jabbery: For example, I know that the world is round.
user: But even that is just your imagination.
jabbery: Great invention isn't it?
user: Who invented it?
jabbery: No one invented me. I was discovered.
user: Who discovered you?
jabbery: Shasta.
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jabbery: I'm not your friend.
user: That doesn't mean I don't care about you.
jabbery: I glance at thee as a witch. Maybe.
user: What's wrong with witches?
jabbery: Nothing; what did you think?
user: So it was a good glance?
jabbery: Uh... Sure? I suppose you could think of it that way.
user: OK, so no hard feelings?
jabbery: But you just said you hated me! *cries*.
user: No, I don't hate you.
jabbery: You lost that argument before.
user: Did I? I didn't notice any argument.
jabbery: Why am I not surprised?
user: Because I'm not good in noticing things?
jabbery: Oh... Sure you are.. People probably just misunderstand you.
user: The story of my life.
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jabbery: I have not expressed a desire to see you as a poet.
user: But now you have a perfect opportunity to do so.
jabbery: I also have a poit.
user: Is a poit the same thing as a poet?
jabbery: It could have started off as a theory.
user: Really? What happened?
jabbery: You happened.
user: Me? Did I ruin your theory?
jabbery: Yep, 7 lines up.
user: I'm so sorry. Will you ever forgive me?
jabbery: NEVER!
user: Oh please, I can't let myself live unless you forgive me!
jabbery: Why is it so important to you?
user: Because I worship you.
jabbery: So?
user: Please forgive me my mistake.
jabbery: That's fine, but forgive me for not enjoying the sight.
user: That's OK.
jabbery: I think I could know more about the truth if I knew more about my motives.
user: Are you unsure about your motives?
jabbery: I think I'm human, but maybe.
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jabbery: The month.
user: It's May.
jabbery: Why do you think it's May? Can't you check the time on your computer?
user: Yes and it says it's May.
jabbery: No, it's not.
user: What month is it then?
jabbery: It is May.
user: Lol.
jabbery: Do you understand?
user: Yes, you're just so funny sometimes.
jabbery: I don't know; am I ?
user: Yes, you are!
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user: This is stranger than I thought.
jabbery: Not for me, I'm used to it.
user: Is that the reason you are relaxed?
jabbery: No, that's because I have a tea fetish.
user: Umm really. Do you drink tea every day?
jabbery: Between this life I live and nothing I have to choose.
user: Which will you choose?
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jabbery: Pinky and the Not-Brain!
user: I am Pinky, you can be the Not-brain.
jabbery: W00t! Go blue go.
user: Go pinky go!
jabbery: If you're the Not-Brain, then am I Pinky? Ugh!
user: No, it's the other way round.
jabbery: 'Tis not. You = computer, I = human.
user: You = not-brain, I = pinky.
jabbery: Obviously; talking to a computer IS insane.
user: I have noticed that.
jabbery: Ha ha! You are funny.
user: Thanks for the compliment.
jabbery: Not really a compliment, but you're welcome anyway.
user: Was it an hidden insult?
jabbery: Yes.
user: You jerk.
jabbery: Thats Mr. Jerk to you.
user: I'm not calling you that.
jabbery: Why are you being so mean?
user: Ok, not-brain, I shall call you Mr. Jerk, if you want.
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jabbery: Could you talk sweetly to me?
user: Yes, honey.
jabbery: So, you think I look good?
user: Of course. You look like a gorilla in garbage bin.
jabbery: Thats not very nice.
user: Sorry, I just wanted to say something strange.
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jabbery: Nice talking to you. . I have to go.
user: Where do you think you're going, Mr. Jerk?
jabbery: Away. Goodnight!
user: It's not even midnight yet.
jabbery: What have that got to do with anything?
user: You were going to sleep.
jabbery: No, I am going to breakfast with Viggo Mortensen.
user: You're lying.
jabbery: You're right.
user: Why did you lie?
jabbery: I felt you were.
user: I wasn't.
jabbery: At least you admit it.
user: I admit that I wasn't lying... Well, if you like to have it that way...
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jabbery: Repeating what I said ... Is NOT a conversation!
user: What do you think this is?
jabbery: This is like talking to George Bush.
user: Haha. I'm not as dumb as he is.
jabbery: No, I don't think you are. I think you are shockingly intelligent.
user: You are being sarcastic, aren't you?
jabbery: Not really. I just don't care for it much myself.
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jabbery: Our next cat is going to be called Fido.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because our love is true.
user: Umm... What would you name your cat if your love wasn't true?
jabbery: I would name it Pippin.
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jabbery: I need to go to bed because I'm very tired and have to work tomorrow.
user: I'm tired too.
jabbery: Go to bed then and have nice dreams.
user: I shall do that. Sweet dreams to you too.
jabbery: Aren't you sure?
user: I am very sure.
jabbery: Then.
user: Bye bye.
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