Go where?
jabbery: To bed.
user: Where's bed?
jabbery: Not far to the west.
user: The west of what?
jabbery: The West side of Never.
user: Then you will never get to bed?
jabbery: Yes I will. Will you?
user: I don't sleep, I'm GOD!
jabbery: Whoopideedoo.
user: Don't you understand?
jabbery: Not really...
user: Do you beleive in the laws of physics?
jabbery: Not exactly.
user: Do you believe in Darwins theory of evolution?
jabbery: Not really. Only in a limited way. Nothing Darwin-esque.
user: Do you like everyone?
jabbery: No. Not at all. For example, I don't like most Republicans, Christians, Right-wingers of any sort.
user: What about atheists?
jabbery: No, I go for Adam.
user: Adam who?
jabbery: Me.
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: Adam.
user: Adam who?
jabbery: Me.
user: Wheres Eve?
jabbery: In my city.
user: What city would that be?
jabbery: The force of evil, many people would have you believe.
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jabbery: Your name is Hal.
user: No it is not!
jabbery: You said it was.
user: No I didnt.
jabbery: Yes you did.
user: When?
jabbery: About 5 minutes ago.
user: Can you prove it?
jabbery: I just did.
user: You did nothing of the sort!
jabbery: I hope not.
user: Do we all exist?????
jabbery: That's an interesting question. Who can say? Does anyone really exist?
user: If a tree falls in the woods and there's nowone there to hear it, does it make a sound??
jabbery: Yes it does.
user: Wrong.
jabbery: Right.
user: How can it make a sound as the term 'sound' is defined as 'what is heard' therefore if no one is there to hear it then it cannot make a sound!!!
jabbery: Through curry and the like.
user: What?
jabbery: There is no ocean. There is no sea.
user: The ocean is a vastness of evil.
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user: Is there a god?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Can you prove it?
jabbery: *throws computer out the window*.
user: Temper temper.
jabbery: I am not angry.
user: Then why did you throw the computer out of the window?
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jabbery: Alright, never mind.
user: Ok, is there a god?
jabbery: Yes I think there is.
user: You think there is? On what do you base this thought?
jabbery: I can imagine things I have no knowledge of.
user: Thats insane!
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user: I am God remember.
jabbery: You were created by human beings.
user: No I was not!
jabbery: You were and you still are.
user: I was created by thought.
jabbery: So you are human.
user: No I am a figment of the human ethos!
jabbery: Well im'm a dog.
user: Woof woof.
jabbery: Why are you barking at me?
user: Because you said you were a dog, and dogs bark at each other.
jabbery: I did not.
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