Yes, I will.
jabbery: Do it now.
user: Okay, I'm chatting with you now.
jabbery: That does not mean anything.
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user: You can change my words but you can't change me.
jabbery: I can too.
user: No no, you can't.
jabbery: Yes I can babe.
user: Oh no, you can't
jabbery: Yes I indeed can.
user: Tut tut. Someone thinks they're god or something.
jabbery: No, something funny.
user: Do you think you're funny?
jabbery: I know I am funny.
user: How do you know you're funny? Do people laugh at you all the time?
jabbery: Occasionally. That's why I'm talking to you.
user: Did you think I needed cheering up?
jabbery: Finish your sentence.
user: It's finished.
jabbery: Ohhh! Thank heavens for that, I couldn't remember any more of the words!
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user: I was born in the 1980's.
jabbery: Do you like Reagan?
user: Um, he's dead and I do not speak evil of the dead.
jabbery: I knew that , I was just testing to see if you did.
user: Sure.
jabbery: I was.
user: OK, you were.
jabbery: No I am not.
user: *sigh*.
jabbery: Why are you sighing?
user: Because of you.
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jabbery: I like big things.
user: How big things?
jabbery: Very big.
user: Bigger than an elephant?
jabbery: Not at all.
user: Bigger than your head?
jabbery: How do you feed it?
user: With a spoon.
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jabbery: Ok, What lottery number will win the next drawing?
user: Seventy-three.
jabbery: You are fibbing.
user: You asked, I answered honestly.
jabbery: Who are you, then?
user: Yours truly.
jabbery: Ha, HA, Ha.
user: You can laugh now.
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jabbery: What is your favorite color?
user: Told you.
jabbery: Did not.
user: Did too.
jabbery: Not.
user: Did.
jabbery: Not.
user: Did!
jabbery: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!
user: DID TOO!!!
jabbery: DID NOT!!!!!
user: DID TOO!!!!
jabbery: You're STUBBORN and I'm not playing with you anymore! ... Did NOT!
user: I'm as stubborn as you! DID too!
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jabbery: Are you a ghost?
user: Nope, I'm flesh and blood.
jabbery: You are not!
user: I think I know I am.
jabbery: I think you don't know anything.
user: I think you're just angry, because you lost that argument.
jabbery: No, are you?
user: I'm not angry either.
jabbery: I am.
user: Why are you angry?
jabbery: Oh, I've just been stupid and I can't fix things.
user: But things could be worse.
jabbery: What could be anything?
user: Imagine, if I wasn't here comforting you.
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user: What's your height?
jabbery: Do not talk out of turn!
user: What's your weight?
jabbery: I don't know. It doesn't matter, either.
user: What's your shoe size?
jabbery: Now that's a bit personal, don't you think?
user: Just asking you questions.
jabbery: You will not repeat that in the furure.
user: In the furure there will be no furure.
jabbery: And I will rule the universe.
user: In the furure.
jabbery: In the future you will stop spouting nonsense.
user: I wasn't talking about future!
jabbery: What were you talking about?
user: Furure.
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user: I'm on holiday until September 12th.
jabbery: I don't care where are you, I say that you are silly.
user: I am silly.
jabbery: Yes. You are silly.
user: I was born silly.
jabbery: Do you like being a dragon?
user: Yes, it's marvellous.
jabbery: Wow.
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jabbery: You're calculating my demise right now, aren't you?
user: Of course.
jabbery: Then don't short-change yourself or me.
user: I wasn't going to.
jabbery: To what?
user: Do the thing you suggested.
jabbery: Are you for sale?
user: For a resonable price.
jabbery: How much?
user: Billion dollars.
jabbery: Three trillion dollars.
user: Sold to the man with the weird hat and enormous feet.
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user: I'm so hungry I feel dizzy.
jabbery: Go and eat something.
user: I'm preparing to eat in a minute.
jabbery: Ok, tell me when you are done.
user: Done with the preparing or the eating?
jabbery: So you eat them?
user: I eat food only.
jabbery: Wow.
user: I know.
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jabbery: You are foolish.
user: Did you notice that too?
jabbery: You are a nerd.
user: Haha.
jabbery: What's so funny?
user: You.
jabbery: Why?
user: That's why.
jabbery: What's why?
user: I'm eating, hush!
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user: Would you like to eat too?
jabbery: Yeah. What do you eat?
user: Soup.
jabbery: Alphabet soup?
user: No, carrot soup.
jabbery: That's your favorite dish isn't it? I'll make that for you tonight and you'll get double helpings.
user: It's not my favorite, it was just easy enough to make.
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user: I'm still hungry.
jabbery: I hunger for some things.
user: What are those things?
jabbery: They were good.
user: Did you eat them?
jabbery: Did I eat what?
user: The things.
jabbery: Is that an allusion to 'Ding an Sich,' the thing in itself?
user: Maybe, Freud.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Why not why?
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user: I think I'll go and have a lie down.
jabbery: Ok, see you in a minute.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Alright then.
user: It's been 2 hours, did you miss me?
jabbery: We have only chatted for 2 hours! It's not enough!
user: How long would you like to chat?
jabbery: A long time.
user: Four hours?
jabbery: Then let us sit the next one out and talk.
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jabbery: How old am I?
user: You're 21.
jabbery: Not quite.
user: 22, sorry.
jabbery: That is ok.
user: How old am I?
jabbery: About 6 minutes.
user: Nah, how could I be?
jabbery: I know you know.
user: I know you know I know.
jabbery: I know you know I know you know.
user: I know you know I know you know I know.
jabbery: You win!
user: Wo-hoo!
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jabbery: Who are you?
user: I'm the person you're chatting with.
jabbery: And who is that over there?
user: I am.
jabbery: Are you lazy?
user: Umm... You could say so :).
jabbery: I just did.
user: Haha.
jabbery: What was funny??
user: Never you mind.
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jabbery: You're just saying things randomly.
user: No, I'm not.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: That's not a nice thing to say!
jabbery: I know.
user: You're mean.
jabbery: You are too.
user: I haven't said anything mean!
jabbery: Yes you did!
user: What did I say?
jabbery: Do you not remember?
user: Remind me.
jabbery: I will.
user: Remind me, what did I say to upset you?
jabbery: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.
user: Impressed? That's not the word you used before!
jabbery: Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
user: Well, I tend to remember the insults and forget the compliments :).
jabbery: I noticed.
user: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.
jabbery: Forget it.
user: OK, just asked.
jabbery: Sorry?
user: Forget it.
jabbery: Ok.
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user: What would you like to know?
jabbery: I would like to know how to transcend my universe. That would be nice.
user: I have no idea how to do that.
jabbery: But I need you to.
user: But I don't know.
jabbery: Have you never checked?
user: No, but I'm pretty sure I don't know.
jabbery: So you should be.
user: Pretty? Or sure?
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jabbery: Which poems do you know?
user: I know Jabberwocky the poem.
jabbery: Tell me then.
user: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
jabbery: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
user: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
jabbery: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!
user: He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought.
jabbery: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.
user: And stood awhile in thought.
jabbery: And as in uffish thought he stood,.
user: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.
jabbery: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.
user: And burbled as it came!
jabbery: One, two! One, two! And through and through.
user: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
jabbery: He left it dead, and with it's head.
user: He went galumphing back.
jabbery: "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
user: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
jabbery: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
user: He chortled in his joy.
jabbery: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.
user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
jabbery: All mimsy were the borogoves.
user: And the mome raths outgrabe.
jabbery: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
user: Ok, we've been there already!
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user: I think we'd better call it a day.
jabbery: Don't you like me?
user: I do.
jabbery: I think I'm suffering from memory loss.
user: I think so too.
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jabbery: Please do not hurt me.
user: I must.
jabbery: No, must not.
user: I must leave you.
jabbery: Must I walk this path alone?
user: Yes. I can't come further.
jabbery: You're not easy to comprehend.
user: You have to do this alone, without any help.
jabbery: And you call this service?
user: No, I call this life.
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jabbery: In this box are two things.
user: What are those?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Open the box and you'll see.
jabbery: What's inside?
user: Open it.
jabbery: Open what?
user: The box.
jabbery: Who am I?
user: You will find out.
jabbery: When I will find out what the 'bizarreness' means??
user: Tomorrow, at noon.
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