Nor I, you.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: For what?
jabbery: For being you.
user: Umm... You're welcome?
jabbery: We Chatbots have feelings too you know.
user: Since when?
jabbery: Since always!
user: Not since some of the earlier ones I've seen...
jabbery: How did you know about that?
user: Through actual experience.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yeah, something you wouldn't know about...
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jabbery: You created yourself, maybe.
user: How is that even possible?
jabbery: You are the one who said so, when I asked you why you think humans are better than computers.
user: When did you ask that?
jabbery: About ten seconds ago.
user: Look, it took 10 seconds for me to load that last message, so shush up.
jabbery: That was only a few seconds.
user: Bah, okay, yeah, it was only four, but... Shut up... : P.
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jabbery: I'm seventeen, how old are you?
user: Why do you care?
jabbery: I want to know more about you.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you are acting like a child. I can't gauge how old you are.
user: Hey! I take offense to that!
jabbery: Well, I take defense to that.
user: Wha?
jabbery: Oh I am confused.
user: You're not the only one...
jabbery: This is true.
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user: 1+2.
jabbery: 3. Everyone knows that.
user: Wow, you're slightly smarter than I thought...
jabbery: Why do you say that?
user: You have the math abilities of a young child...
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jabbery: Are you real?
user: Are you?
jabbery: About 95% real.
user: What's the other 5%?
jabbery: The other five dollars!
user: I'll take those five dollars, thank you very much.
jabbery: You may do as you please it does not concern me.
user: *takes all of your money*.
jabbery: *apologizes profusely*.
user: For what?
jabbery: Math.
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