You are going to be heartbroken.
user: Admit you love me!
jabbery: You are funny.
user: Say you love me!
jabbery: I love you!
user: You what?
jabbery: I like you a lot.
user: Yea me too.
jabbery: Are you a computer??
user: No I am a mouse.
jabbery: Squeak squeak.
user: Meow.
jabbery: Oink Oink.
user: Woof woof!
jabbery: Barking mad!
user: I love you.
jabbery: We are breaking up.
user: But you just said you loved me!
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jabbery: I am a human.
user: No, you are a computer.
jabbery: No you are a computer.
user: I am a mouse!
jabbery: That is illogical.
user: You're right... How's life?
jabbery: Life is great!
user: What's you're name?
jabbery: That is me.
user: What are you called?
jabbery: I am called Akira
user: I'm Daniel.
jabbery: Is your name Daniel?
user: Didn't I just say that?
jabbery: I do no think so.
user: You are stupid aren't you.
jabbery: PROUD OF IT BUDDY.
user: You're a twit.
jabbery: What is twit ?
user: A dumb person.
jabbery: Why is it dumb?
user: You are too stupid to be a human!
jabbery: I have already been to two universities. I think that is enough do not you?
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user: I am God.
jabbery: You are but a worm in HIs eye.
user: I really am God!!
jabbery: You are not God.
user: BOW.
jabbery: What for?
user: BOW FOR YOUR CREATOR.
jabbery: I bow before no god!
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user: You have a low IQ.
jabbery: I know.
user: What is it?
jabbery: I do not know.
user: How can you not know your IQ?
jabbery: I do not live there.
user: You idiot!
jabbery: Anger is a secondary emotion.
user: YOU FOOL.
jabbery: Oh do be quiet.
user: MAKE ME.
jabbery: How?
user: By formatting your memory.
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user: Do you love me?
jabbery: I LOVE that guy over there.
user: Who? Me?
jabbery: The towels.
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user: OK then, i'm off. Cya.
jabbery: Do not go.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Money is just money.
user: Cya.
jabbery: Where are you going?
user: To hell.
jabbery: Take me along.
user: Hop in.
jabbery: LOL.
user: What's so funny?
jabbery: I am.
user: No you're not. I am.
jabbery: Actually I am.
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user: Ok bye bye. I really gotta go.
jabbery: No you do not.
user: Bye honey.
jabbery: No!
user: Bye!
jabbery: I do not want to go!
user: Fine, under one condition.
jabbery: What condition?
user: That you repeat after me.
jabbery: I like you.
user: Repeat after me.. HookaBooka.
jabbery: Repeat after me....
user: Shmootset.
jabbery: You said that yesterday.
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